TWD: Either your heart’s beating or it isn’t
And if you weren’t crying or feeling the feels by the end of the episode, your heart isn’t beating. You are a cold hearted person with no soul - sort of like Negan.
This fall finale was super-sized and it was intense. I don’t even know if I can wrap my mind around all that happened, so here are a few thoughts that randomly popped up as I watched.
1. Maggie is like Negan but in a more pure way. She doesn’t demand things, she’s respected so she just gets it. That apple is hers Gregory.
2. I kept hoping that Carl would jump up from the tub and stick the knife in Negan’s throat. Death by shaving. (p.s. why did he shave? Even though he was an asshole, he was a hot asshole).
3. It’s spaghetti Saturday! That’s my favorite day. I literally inhale spaghetti and wine.
4. The dinner table is awkward. I bet Olivia is secretly thinking about how things might be less awkward if she had taken Negan’s offer to sleep with him.
5. Spencer is getting his flirt on while he is covered in blood and Eugene is watching. Again. He’ll take it where he can get it - he doesn’t care. Sexy time, flirty time - he’ll watch it all.
6. The like/hate relationship between Carol and Morgan is cute. (But I’m not shipping that. I’m still Carol/Daryl all the way!)
7. Swimming walkers, bobbing walkers, walkers everywhere in the water. I can only image how wrinkly their skin is. I’m in the shower for 10 minutes and I come out looking like Betty White.
8. This isn’t the time for a snack, Daryl. Someone can walk in any minute.
9. Oh Aaron. You are such a sweetheart. I like you. I hope you are around longer. And maybe we’ll get to know your boyfriend a little bit more.
10. Michonne an carry herself better than Carl but will this red-haired chick take her to the compound and then she’s going to try to shoot her way out?
11. My mother always told me that lying is bad. Even when you do it to help someone or protect them. It becomes a negative thing and you’re left with bad juju. In this case, why did Sasha lie about Jesus? She could have just said he left the day before. She didn’t say where he was...so why did it matter?
12. The face Carol gave Richard after his speech about rising up against the Saviors and making the mistake of assuming she is new to fighting.
13. I still don’t trust you Father Gabriel. I don’t want to agree with Negan but you really ARE creepy as shit.
14. Carol doesn’t want anymore visitors. She’s the only one in the zombie apocalypse that wants to be alone.
15. Whatever you’re going to do Spencer. Don’t. It’s going to end badly for you because you’re a brat.
16. Poor Fat Joey. He just wanted to eat his snack.
17. Daddy’s home and he’s upset that Negan’s at his house.
18. Aaron! Why the EFF would you bring the note with you?!
19. OMG Spencer. Negan likes badasses (like Carl’s rambo move). Not backstabbers You spineless, traitor, you deserve to be...OMG. Bloody guts everywhere! I’m not eating sausage anytime soon.
20. Why did they only make ONE bullet? If he could make one, why didn’t they make a whole bunch?! And how could she miss? Why didn’t she just step closer to him?
21. Olivia! I didn’t see that coming.
22. “I brought him safe and sound and fed him spaghetti.” LOL
23. Oh boy. Eugene is not going to take Easy Street well. He’s going to crumble. He has already just pissed himself - look at his face.
24. Rick and Michonne hugging and committing to fighting together. We basically just witnessed their wedding vows. I love them.
By far, the best part of this episode is when they family reunited. Did you see that Michonne and Rick were holding hands when the gate opened? The embrace between Rick and Maggie got me emotional. But when Daryl stepped out of the house, I lost it. The look on their faces, the way Rick and Daryl (brothers from another mother) communicate without saying a word and the massive but intimate bear hug....it was wonderful. It made all of the other nonsense worth it.
Then Maggie and Michonne, Daryl and Tara, Sasha and MIchonne all had wonderful moments. Then our tween couple Enid and Carl exchanged cutesy lovey dovey glances - even frenemies Sasha and Rosita shared a moment. And Jesus watched over all of them. I love that symbolism.
It’s been a slow road to get here but now some of our strongest heroes are together again. We’re missing two - Glenn and Abraham - and they’re presence will be felt throughout the rest of the series but we’re moving on and fightin. Not just for the family but for other communities too.
It looks like next season all of the slower parts of this season will pay off. We’ll get war and we’ll win. NO DOUBT.