[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

[httpluto]

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[capacity]

me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love

[stop]

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[outmatch]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can’t look at a word without reading it

[lucifermistress]

Have you ever try to study from a textbook before? Because let me tell you I can stare at a page full of words and not read a single one.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[natureh]

[galacticwindss]

[chloeeesworld]

High school teachers: I'm not going to share my political beliefs, it's unprofessional

College Professors: what is the square root of fuck trump

[slothblog]

this is so sweet i’m crying 

[itsagifnotagif]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[idiona]

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

[noh0hank-deactivated20220429]

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

[bruce-springstain]

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.