SickPout

Hi, I'm Chloé. I like music, Iceland, and Andrew Bird. I teach tiny children. Even when I'm sad, I'll cheer you up :))))

[violetsbookshelf]

Lightning over London (22nd June 2026) via. @/secret.london

[thememedaddy]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 2.17 - "For Want of A Boot"

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

[itwoodbeprefect]

bruce springsteen narrating kitchen safety instructions from the perspective of a frying pan:

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

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[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

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Remaining time: 21 hours 36 minutes

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too