S!mon

🏳️‍🌈 |21| • always down to ramble if anyone wants to be moots! | current hyperfix: maze runner, the long walk, merlin, jujutsu kaisen, thunderbolts*, jurassic park, the pitt ||

[chlorinetrip]

0P3N C0MMS!!

S!mon's Commissions

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[chlorinetrip]

Far to many mn wild wips in my clipstudio

Fuck ass hockey team has endeared itself to me

[drpepper-queen]

[oedipalrivalry]

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

[goalplz]

can we activate kirill kaprizov

[goalplz]

CAN WE ACTIVATE KIRILL KAPRIZOV

[goalplz]

✅✅✅

[kirill-kaprizov]

these guys arent playing with enough hate in their hearts

[transgp]

ok but what if I get into ice hockey

[trans1oa]

[percydactyl]

@chlorinetrip i owe you, will you accept a payment plan

[chlorinetrip]

Of course, how much are you able to pay monthly? We can discuss what your payments will look like in the year 2030.

[chlorinetrip]

Marc asked me to make this for him and his friends…

@sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice

@marc-not-not-a-god

@rosaagnes

@half-a-corpse

@gods-favorite-slut

@love-of-the-gamble

@god-of-truth

@no1finalfrontierfan

@not-jekyll

@wrestling-muscle-mommy

@lets-explore-the-multiverse

[chlorinetrip]

Marc aka my muse <33

[durashkovna]

[tragedyposting]

I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

[captainbigwoman]

@chlorinetrip mouse faced boy, right?

[chlorinetrip]

Correct

[finnabinthepitt]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i dont even like watermelon its my most hated fruit ever but imagine dying of hunger or thirst and then you stumble upon a nice crisp watermelon and it replenishes your hunger and thirst and you are so satisfied it gives you strength to keep moving on. instead you got pumpkin

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you are all lying ive played minecraft before and i have never seen a watermelon you're all gaslighting me

[kandikyssis]

They just call it Melon in the game but like

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

modded minecraft

[kandikyssis]

Melon – Minecraft Wiki

A melon is a fruit block that grows from a fully-grown melon stem, which in turn is grown from melon seeds.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[ashes2caches]

transfem who finally pulls off her tights after sweating in them all day x trans girlfriend who immediately places them in her mouth.

[tboyabbot]

"rabbot finally getting some food" "hucklerobby eating good tonight"

girl, the food has suicidal tendencies

[etheltempest]

i think every member of the usa women’s hockey team should be able to handpick a member of the men’s team to hunt with a crossbow and machete