Eleven Black Circles

[chlorophillian]

Maybe sometimes, straight girls aren’t watching yaoi out of some crappy fetishization complex

Many people talk about the appeal of the romance genre being self-insertion - a bland heroine really could, with only minor adjustments, be you!

If you can suspend your disbelief long enough to even be able to imagine yourself as someone that likable.

No, maybe yaoi’s a way for a girl to emphasize with being in a relationship while not having to feel like they should somehow “fit the role”. For most, they’ll never be boys. The don’t have to sit there constantly comparing themself to the female lead. It’s an escape from dealing with incessant introspection

[namaris]

A hungry Boy

[chlorophillian]

Captions:

akwaah-aah-a~a~a~a~NRUMNRUMNRUMNRUMNRUM  ngeh nyeh 

aeh ahh Aeh AEh ((Offscreen) You are a really big baby) A~A~A~NRUMNRUMNRUM NRUE NRUE NRUE NREH nreh  ((Offscreen) *laughs*)

 aeh aeh-A~a~awrumumum nyarm 

ehh! ehh~! aah~! ((Offscreen) Ye-yeah.) aeh ((Offscreen) We're going to do this once again, 'cause he should be old enough to, like he should be (*unintelligible*)(Simultaneously) aah aaAAAANRUMNRUMNRUMH grmgrm 

ehh ehh aaaNRUMNRUM-NRUM-NRUM-UM-UM-UM-NReh ngeh

aeh aeh aeh a~a~a~a~aNRUMNRUM-NRUM-NRUM-UM-UM-UM-NYUM NYum Nyum nuym aeh aeh! aeeh! ((Offscreen) Yeah, a really big baby (someone else laughs)) 

aeh! aeh! Aeh! AEa~a~NRUM-NRUM-UM-UM

wyeah wyeah aeh aaaaa~NRUMNRUMNRUM ((Offscreen) No more)

[justintaco]

[chlorophillian]

[chlorophillian]

Okay so this Thrive Market ad...

...has been showing up on my page. I know I’ve harped on this before but.

It promises REAL RAW HONEY w/ POLLEN, PROPOLIS, and HONEYCOMB that has never been BARRELED, HEATED, or STRAINED.

POLLEN in the form of stray grains or large chunks of bee bread (fermented balls of stored pollen) might make it into the honey. 

PROPOLIS shouldn’t even be in your honey. Bees use it to glue their homes together. Why are you scraping bee caulk into your honey? It doesn’t belong there.

HONEYCOMB is just wax, and it will get stuck in your molars.

BARRELED- what does this even mean?

HEATED- This can affect crystallization rates, enzymatic activity, etc. But also cuts down on pathogens. Trade-off

STRAINED- So this is the best. Part of what you inevitably end up straining out of honey is BEE PARTS. ENJOY BEE LEGS IN YOUR TEA.

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chlorophillian]

In sum: Many things are edible, not all of which are eatable

[eurobeatbeetle]

I think about this scene a lot

[chlorophillian]

What is that laugh

[william-snekspeare]

Some of you were curious about the honey process

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

[fuckingrecipes]

SPIN YA HONEY

[chlorophillian]

That feeling when you manage to hot knife the whole sheet of capping off in one piece

When some of your frames have uneven weights so the extractor bangs around like it’s in a fucking mosh pit

Everything you love is now irreconcilably covered with propolis 

[fanchresca-has-deactivated-deac]

turn on sound

(via https://vine.co/v/i5E1n7Lz2HZ)

[every-captain]

You will NOT regret turning on the sound oh my GOD

[blackbutlernimaginer]

This is gr8

[elidaddyy]

Young man

[splattoomy]

ME TODAY

[chlorophillian]

[frikiskrew]

[chlorophillian]

I agree. What the hell is this?

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[aaliyahbreaux]

IHTZ TEW LAHTE AHH WEH’RE FLYN AWAIE

[entoderek-deactivated20220417]

Ok so this post is a good post. But did you know there’s more to it than just the screencap?

Best 38 seconds of your night, guaranteed.

[madsciences]

another casualty 

[kumagawa]

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

[chlorophillian]

It’s a trans bee. All worker bees are female- this one presents as a dude. 

So I guess they’re right. It’s a straight bee. They must be so happy. XD

[fancytunaaaaaaa-blog]

If you had a bad day here

[be-doved]

Male Hawke using female animations.

[dduane]

(chortle)

[myth-and-mischief]

And people ask me why I basically don’t play female DA characters/some female characters in fighting video games, these animations are why.

[weloveshortvideos]

[shift-to-vector-cannon-mode]

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

[hoodietae-archive-deactivated20]

HERE IT IS

[artiependragons]

THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY