These Words Are As Bright As My Future

Welcome to hell (frogs included yes)

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Out of all professions assassins have the most ass.

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Bleach is water based and deadly to humans and you know what else is water based? water Therefore water is deadly drink coca cola instead.

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Remember that episode of courage the cowardly dog where a furry bunny runs away from abusive dog dude to be with her lesbian cat lover

because that is all you need to remember

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Get up And Yell Shit

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Pipes are just buckets with holes

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Everything is either a bee or not a bee

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All numbers are at least 1 number away from 420

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*me in trench coat with suspicious sunglasses* I'll take your strongest shit you have ;) Other weaker being:Oshit miss here you *hands black coffee*

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There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

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someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

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Pokemon and Digimon

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sun and moon

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super trans and mega trans

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chungo and scrungus

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salt and pepper

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Neither and both

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Nintendogs 1 & 2

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handmaiden and fuedal lord

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

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Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

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Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

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Mario and Luigi

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Tom and Jerry

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Ass and tiddies

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Star Trek and Star Wars

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Simon and garfunkel

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Primmie and techie

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ML and anarchist

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I Want to Believe & The Truth Is Out There

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Take the sardines and Leave the sardines

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twink and bear.

[piperwrightsboobs]

Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix

[amaralesbian]

The Office (UK) and The Office (US)

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Baroque and Romantic

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Atlas and P-Body

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Casual and Hardcore

[spiroandthelacktones]

Disney channel and Cartoon Network

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RWBY and RvB

[riolas32]

summer and winter

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Doctor Who and Sherlock

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brave and default

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Melodic death metal and symphonic metal 

[rednines]

Naruto and Sasuke

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The Apple Bottom Jeans and the Boots With the Fur

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art nouveau and art deco

[chisase]

shitposting and night blogging

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Dat boi and pepe

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It's a dark time we live in friends

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If it makes you upset scream at it

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And don't scream hateful things because only meaners do that. scream wordlessly until your throat is sore.

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America, land of the

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Vampires may suck

but cannibals swallow 

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Why do people get so scared when they see blood? Like? What do you think your body's filled with? Milk??? Diet Pepsi? Capri suns?? Kool aid??? V8 tomato juice?????

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*Warning!!1! Spoiler warning for Finding Dory!!1!!*

there’s fish in the ocean