Until Death Relieves me

[chochemious]

Big ol fucking yikes.

[micawindow]

Yellowstone yesterday

[ruinedchildhood]

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[chochemious]

I would absolutely kill for some physical affection, let me tell ya.

[moefongo]

Yeah no context

[nudityandnerdery]

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

[officiallordvetinari]

TREMENDOUS news

[journeyers-scrapbook]

Happiness for Miette!

[that1girlarreis]

You DRUG Miette? You lace her lizard with the HALLUCINOGEN??

[greenekatgrey]

Are we at the burning man??

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Tripping balls for Miette. Tripping balls for Miette for 36 hours.

[dragonslaved]

ok but this was probably my favorite addition

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shitpolsays]

[powerburial]

im going to cry

[direlog]

[aurorabearalis]

One of my all time favorite posts tbh

[hotvampireadjacent]

we never should have laughed

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[chochemious]

@fickleheartbeats you’re being summoned

[fickleheartbeats]

just had the most ghetto night of my life

[chochemious]

I got a drink in this cup and I’m pretty sure I’m part of a secret society now.

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[unhipwitch]

[throwbackblr]

[guooey]

[dojacat]

To my sad mutuals…..CATCH!

[theancientdoomabyss-deactivated]

[fuckyeahcoffeeandequality]

This is your local Scandinavian telling y’all that Norse mythology has a goddess called Lofn who is a goddess of love and bringing together those ‘for whom marriage was forbidden or banned’, and I’m not saying she said gay rights, but she totally said gay rights.

[chaosacres]

Happy Pride month!

[loptrcoptr]

Hello! Lofn is part of my masters thesis and I’m here to tell y’all: it ain’t just marriage, it’s anything! ‘Samgangr’ is the noun used, a ‘coming together’ and it can be anything from marriage to hooking up to cohabitation to fighting… what I’m saying is not only did she say gay rights as in marriage, she said gay rights as in any relationship: she’s here for you living your best aro ace life with your pals, she’s here for you fighting terfs, she’s here for your polyamory, she’s here for your relationships and gender doesn’t matter (most manuscripts include the tag ‘men and women’ but one v important one says simply ‘people’ alone.)

Lofn has got your back! Happy pride!