Felish

I'm pretty gay. Stop being so serious you're going to die. An optimist.

[ousia-poetica]

[sandsvendor100]

Eat Fruit Or Die Trying

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[perrfectly]

“You can’t change what has already happened, so don’t waste your time thinking about it, move on, let go and get over it.”

— Unknown (via neckkiss)

[messy-elliot-deactivated2021041]

When the VMAS were something to look foward to!

VMAS 1999 : TLC - No Scrubs

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

Yes! Yes!

[onlyblackgirl]

TLC don’t get enough credit.

[pimby]

All my flashbacks are in PS2 graphics

[moonfirebrides]

Lisa & Adoffio Addo

[accras]

😍

[localtiktoks]

[spheregrid]

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

[evershadevalley]

Super Mario Party - Luigi’s idle animations

[crtter]

[plannedparenthood]

Today we mourn, honor, and remember the transgender people who were murdered because of their gender identity or expression.

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Scary Movie 2

[sbrown82]

“What’s the one thing you would do if you woke up white?”

[automatic-caution-door]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[association-of-free-people]

I curated some of the better ones:

[bewbin]

two hackers accidently hacking the same website

[dutchster]

hacker 1: im in

hacker 2: im in

hacker 1: oh shit hacker 2 wasssap

hacker 2: hey hacker 1 sorry man i didnt see u here this is awk ill just go

hacker 1: ok see u later man

hacker 2: im out

[hubrisisterminal]

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfucker

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?