Art, and fun stuff. @choco-wolf - Tumblr Blog

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

samsrowena

honeyandpumpkins

oatmealaddiction

haystarlight

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

wittyno

lycanium

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds.

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

weloveshortvideos

thelesseroftwo

Is Russia even real

numinous-queer

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

sciuridyke

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

buzzfeed

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

socialnetworkhell

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

periegesisvoid-deactivated

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

anxietyproblem

theabyssmeowsback

One thing I wish people knew about auditory processing disorder was that when I ask you to repeat something, I need to you repeat the whole thing.

If I hear “I ???? ????? my keys”

And ask “what?”

So many people just respond with “my KEYS!”

And I have to guess if they said “I need you to grab my keys” or “I already have my keys” or something else, or ask “what about them?” Which frequently annoys people and makes the conversation longer and more complicated than it needs to be.

PLEASE just repeat the whole sentence it saves everyone so much awkwardness and confusion

chickenfarmersan

itsrainingshadybitches

blizzardofjj

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

ms-demeanor

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/

aviculor

reblog to save a life

daglout

amazingmirror123

thatmaildude

reemadeeee

cheatcommandos-deactivated20180

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

oldwizardboots

@sarsimio this tag fucking obliterated me

crashorpie

[image text: #every townie in steven universe]

allstarsmash

“why are the among us characters wearing space suits in a spaceship?” have you not seen how much is wrong with the fucking spaceship

whitepeopletwitter

whatbigotspost

Image is a tweet from @ jreganwilliams that reads:

Two 16 hour days. Covid is getting bad again at the hospital. I am exhausted and can’t sleep. I am getting stage 2 pressure ulcers on the bridge of my nose from my N95 again. My hands are dry, angry and hurt. I am fried. Burned out. Exhausted. Wear. A. Fucking. Mask. #CovidRN

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Since this is one of those frustrating image crops that erases the date I was like…hmm was this from July?

Nope. Yesterday. 10/9/20, from a nurse in Boston. Just a reminder that the pandemic is still on….