Chocobo's Dungeon 2

emma. she/her. 29yo. magical girl. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭ personal blog. art acct is katamarihime.

[thelatecaptainpierce]

M*A*S*H - 3x04: Iron Guts Kelly

[shiftofgallifrey]

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

[cherriielle]

**haunting ethereal noises start playing** 🌲🌳🌿

[charlesoberonn]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

Masao Saito

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

[averyterrible]

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[forthegothicheroine]

Hawkeye and Margaret have 'never married but already divorced' energy.

[not-trustworthy]

choose your fighter

[onewaytoandromeda]

Makoto Kusanagi meets Lain.

[harmalade]

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

[pawcakes]

this bitch gets it

[weary-hearted-art]

Raoul Dufy, The Opera, Paris, c.1930

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

Every post about hating ads frames it like Google invented advertising in 2010. And like half the time it’s written by someone who should definitely remember the 90s better than I do

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

“God, I hate that the internet and streaming services have so many advertisements! I I which that we could go back to a better time, when you pay for cable, which was a fifth advertisements, which were sandwiched between tv shows that were also ads for toys!”

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

Even like. Print media? I don’t think Hi-Lights and American Girl magazine (which we paid for!) were telling me about new books and toys out of the goodness of their heart. And a lot books would include entire sections on new books you should buy, a trend I’ve actually been seeing *less* of in published books! We did not previously live in some ad-free utopia you were just six