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What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

tacoabel

shitpost-senpai

akaashikelji

here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

sonicthehedgegod

this is it. this is the worst post.

mysillycomics

‪what would happen if the weight of the world’s oceans suddenly came down on me‬

tooiconic

why did I laugh so hard

slowheart

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

thebootydiaries

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

thebootydiaries

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

library-mermaid-blog

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

herounit-deactivated20160130

when your zoo keeper is getting attacked by the other monkeys but you remember the time he didn’t give you those extra bananas

thebootydiaries

Me: hello is anyone there

Silence:

Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

sagihairius

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

buttsec

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

royaltealovingkookiness

There is much talk about Toph’s inventing metalbending, and she is clearly an absolute genius, but you know what I love about her even more?

Toph’s response to not being able to control sand absolutely perfectly (as in hold up a sinking tower with one hand and fight off a gang of sandbenders with the other) is to work on her sandbending until she’s fully in control of every speck of dirt.

She is so wonderfully stubborn - she pursues bending not as a tool to defeat someone or gain power, but just to prove that she can do it. She’s the basic researcher of earthbending - just keeps pushing the limits of what can be done with no mind to the practical application.

fasterfood

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.