geology rocks!

links: coming soon

[bob-belcher]

Fifteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[mydogisabutt]

more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement - they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with - they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!! - they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!) - u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!) - they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something - absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt - u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr - as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily - babies. absolute baby children - speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!! - some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

[merelybeing]

Frederick is not so keen on the art nouveau pieces, but, I love nature. And women. 

Colette (2018), dir. Wash Westmoreland

[imperator-queeriosa]

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[fuks]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

made an alignment chart for lesbian fashion, feel free to tag yourself with what you usually wear

(terfs and non-lesbians dont touch)

[kristina100000]

Tea is 90% of u don’t know what bears and butch lesbians look like

[kristina100000]

TOM HARDY ISNT A BEAR RUBY ROSE ISNT EVEN A LESBIAN WHEN WILL THIS FOOLERY STOP

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

[vaporwavesimulator]

*wii shop channel music playing as i lay dead on the ground*

[ladythugs]

you: lipstick lesbian

me, an intellectual: sapphora

[kittyjugs-deactivated20191227]

This made me laugh too hard

[i-am-a-fish]

i don’t got street smarts OR book smarts. where the fuck did i invest all my skill points

[rosepowdr]

In gay

[i-am-a-fish]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

never forget

[animalrates]

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[skinmousedarchive]

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

[marcsalmonds]

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

[dayasan]

Merry Christmas everyone