[wayneradiotv]

I need to tell you about pot bear

[wayneradiotv]

i had a dream about a bear video game. it was a long story of bears. in the third act of the game, there was a polar bear you encounter that’s under attack by a giant grizzly. if you are unable to save the polar bear, he does not join your party. instead, the cutest little brown bear you can imagine appears to assist your escape. and his name was Pot Bear. you know this because above his beady little eyes there was an arc of black uppercase text that said IM POT BEAR. And Everyone knew him

[wayneradiotv]

the text was always on his head except for his final appearance in the game. youtube videos analyzing his final scene found that before he dies he does do bear sign language, involving a hug, signing the words "IM POT BEAR". indicating that the words on his head were subtitles for his final line

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey’s totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other

[cray0n-b0x]

this is my fanart of hello kitty if she was an olm

[energyprison]

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

[toudensremade]

SHAKES THE BARS I WANT HER BACK

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[thejohncarver]

[paysergraham]

[tredlocity]

ive never looked at an animated movie and go “i wish this was live action” but i have looked at a live action movie and went “i wish this was animated” countless times

[blennie]

and you can’t blame me for saying some odd shit bc i haven’t become accustomed to mimicking your speech patterns yet. that’s not my problem

[talkingheadsfan]

my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

[talkingheadsfan]

me when viva la vida comes on

[everydaylouie]

ghost swing 👻 🎸

[poppyseed-art]

EVERYONE SHUT UP THERES A NEW GHOST VIDEO

[natalieironside]

I think one of the biggest reasons I enjoy jjba is because I envy this level of confidence and sincerity in storytelling. See, I would not have just said something as fucking stupid as "bullet-deflecting oil." I would've come up with some kind of Watsonian bullshit magic-science explanation that at least squared with the logic of the story instead of just saying "Oh, it's an oil that deflects bullets" and moving on to the next thing. But that is not because I am a better storyteller, no, quite the opposite. It's because I'm a coward.

[purelyundecided]

During the fight with limp bizkit, jolyne says something along the lines of “since the zombies are invisible of course they can walk up walls” and you’re just supposed to accept that is a logical conclusion for someone to jump to as if its common knowledge

[natalieironside]

Make me feel like a dumbass for not knowing invisible zombies can walk up walls

[tamamita]

Favourite thing about Jojo is that any character who gets into a minor accident is drawn getting hurt in the most gruesome manner possible

[tamamita]

Have you seen Guido Mista

[yeehawcowbi]

Jojo characters when they fight someone who’s stand ties their shoelaces together while they aren’t looking and then does the ‘you’ve got something on your shirt’ gag:

Jojo characters when they’re beaten within an inch of their life, shot 85 times, flash frozen, flash fried and then kicked in the balls for good measure:

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[catgirlfield]

yall are missing this classic as well

[fuckboyzuko]

It’s that time of year~

[misshasclass]

add this one to the list!

[bearie]

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

[owlyfisher]

grasshopper nymph.

[jupiterswasphouse]

Mantis nymph

Katydid nymph

Assassin bug nymph

[catbunblue302]

@onenicebugperday you seen this post?

[onenicebugperday]

I have! There are so so so many bugs that have “baby” forms that are just smaller versions of the adult because not all bugs go through complete metamorphosis like beetles and flies and other bugs with a grub or maggot larval form do.

I do tend to agree that grasshopper, katydid, and mantis nymphs are among the cutest though.