Jon is PISSED

you must pay for your crimes eventually garfield. 23/bi/any pronouns - wuv my gf Iwis - terfs fuck off and perish pls ❤️❤️❤️

[akashicrecord]

I want a burger and a shake from 5 Guys but unfortunately I don't have $59.95

[passionpeachy]

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

[strange-aeons]

If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

[rissaito]

“in the back of my mind, it’s always there…”

late to the party but… my girl deserved the world :’(

[sacred-portal]

[nyanbinyuri]

[txtapollo]

the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

[beesmygod]

dear god please kill whatever this shit is

[3liza]

THIS THING IS STILL AROUND???? isnt it illegal??

[3liza]

kokobot is a (conditionally) HIPAA-breaking chatgpt data harvester that is owned by AirBNB and that i genuinely thought had been fully exposed and expunged years ago. it's that bad

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[greelin]

hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level

[schlarklezyaoi]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[schlarklezyaoi]

[chips1977]

Do you guys call it aldi or aldis

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

aldis nuts

[chips1977]

go fuck yourself motherfucker

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[infizero]

god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

[casket2-deactivated20251011]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

devil may cry

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[xtec]

WRONG

PREDICTABLE

[animentality]

I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.

[tallassredwood]

Prev don’t leave this behind!

[awlwren]

[id: tags: "#finally #a doctor who can write rogue the bat as wide as she is tall with tits to match"]/end id.