Perfectionist @chocolateplanet - Tumblr Blog

this really took off, so I made an alignment chart out of people’s tags… enjoy:

oh my god tumblr finally unflagged this video and unbanned me from interacting with it… we did it y’all my curse lives on

justsomeantifas

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

justsomeantifas

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

cronagorgonzola

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

justsomeantifas

fun-ta-mental

nyanbinyuri

kibumkim

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

lily-orchard

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us

windupoperator

McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized

equalistmako

someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~

me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time

kanthia

me, sipping coffee from a “world’s okayest mom” mug: ignore grandma, she’s old and bitter and can’t keep her nose out of other people’s drama when she’s drunk. want to look at this cool art i found

equalistmako

planetparker

skeletortilla

grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018

fingers in his ass sunday

zootycoon-archive

you know what day it is

mjalti

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slab-o-meat

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

amongthespaghetti

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

biheretic-deactivated20200221

cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that requires you to kiss everyone in the room like the absolute ho antics is too much!!