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this really took off, so I made an alignment chart out of people’s tags… enjoy:
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mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation
basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.
Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.
Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.
i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone
The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us
McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized
someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~
me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time
me, sipping coffee from a “world’s okayest mom” mug: ignore grandma, she’s old and bitter and can’t keep her nose out of other people’s drama when she’s drunk. want to look at this cool art i found
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head
cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that requires you to kiss everyone in the room like the absolute ho antics is too much!!
The Straights: Pride month is over now.
Steven Universe, Holland, and Brendon Urie: I think the fuck not.
Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*
I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao
alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!
Reblogging this with the tag australian dog because I spent HOURS searching for it one day…
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king of naming animals
Look at the Chrises OMG
Petition for RDJ to take over Stan Lee’s cameo in every new marvel movie, in increasingly bad costumes
I was thinking one of these bad boys
Marvel I beg of you
I like to think Steve snapped back in the past to dance with Bucky or Tony to this song.