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dialga pls we’re in public
THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT
HE ALSO SPEAKS IN FULL CAPS AT ALL TIMES
"Can you fly?"
(Casually, made a dragon for Ian)
The large beast flapped his wings, sending a gust of air over Sky. Could he fly? Of course. Mixed black wings folded back onto his back, as he lowered his head to be eye level with himI dont have wings for nothing Adam
Coming to a short stop very near the electrified posts, Flapping wildly to avoid getting shocked by them, Ian swivled his head around with a victorious look.
“Got ya. You really think /I/ Would run into this? “
Body Manipulation and Transformation M!As Master List
These kinds of RP Memes are my favorite kinds, so I’m just going to put them together in a full list. It’s fun to see characters deal with a new body. I guess I’ll add more as I think of them.
Beast Within: Muse turns into an animal of Anon’s choice. Other things, like the ability to talk or intelligence level is left up to the Mun because writing styles differ.
It’s just a a flesh wound!: Muse has suddenly lost all of his or her limbs! Will there be anyone out there to help them do ordinary tasks? Or will someone take advantage of them?
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls: Gender swap! Pretty self-explanatory. If your muse is neither gender, Anon decides what gender the Muse becomes.
Don’t lose your head!: Muse loses their head. Whether the body works separately or with the head is up to the mun because of how hard some things may be to write.
Switched: Anon chooses which two body parts get swapped on the muse. It can be feet for hands, mouth for belly button, arms for legs, or even something a bit… weirder.
Relocate: Similar to the last one, but Anon decides where a part will go, such as eyes on their hands, or their arms on their waist. Just a really weird one that has the potential to be fun.
Disappear: Another variation of the last one where the Muse has a part disappear on them. Can be hands, legs, head, I mean, it’s magic, do what you want.
Neko: Anon decides what animal features the Muse gets. They can decide the animal and part, such as a bird’s beak, cat’s ears, horse’s tail, dog’s paws, etc. Or, Anon could always just make the muse an anthropomorphic animal, more commonly known on the internet as a “furry”. Basically, an animal that stands and acts like a human.
Inflate: Anon decides what part on the Muses’ body gets enlarged, such as a belly swelling up, a head getting big enough to bobble, or a backside becoming an airbag.
Honey, I shrunk the Muse: Anon decides how big to make the Muse. They can be shrunk down to the size of a nickel, or enlarged big enough to give Godzilla a run for his money.
Taur: Muse becomes and centaur, but with the body of the animal Anon chooses. That includes cattaurs, fishtaurs— okay, a mermaid—, wolftaurs, or even cowtaurs. Upper body of a human, waist down the body of an animal on all fours.
Object-tion!: Muse becomes an object of the Anon’s choice, but the ability to talk is left up to the Mun. Wouldn’t be much of an RP if they couldn’t at least say anything, right? Alternatively, you could also just replace certain body parts with objects. Who wouldn’t want chainsaws for hands?!
I’m melting!: Muse melts into a puddle! Quick! Somebody get a bucket until it wears off! Or just a sponge? Anything? Come on! He’s staining my carpet!
A tree is me: Muse turns into a plant. Because why not. Type of plant is left up to Anon.
Fuse the muse: The muse is fused with another muse if it is a multi-muse blog, or, if off anon, the asker’s muse. The conjoinment is left up to the asker. Can be just 2 heads, split down the middle, one waist connected to the other CatDog style, or maybe something weirder like at the lips.
Multimania: A part of the Muse is duplicated! Anon decides what and how many, can be having 8 arms like a spider, to having 2 heads, 4 eyes, or, for you people into the nsfw stuff… well, I think you can figure that out.
Transformation of mythical proportion: Muse becomes a creature of myth, can be things like Satyrs, Nagas, Griffons, Dragons, anything you can remember from history class.
These can be done in combination of each other, making things even more silly and giving your muse an even harder time. Don’t be afraid to send more than one! Muns may pick or choose which ones they want to do, but you gotta send them first!
And don’t be afraid to add more to the list if you think of any!
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I just got extremely light headed and dizzy. m probably gonna puke i should probably
Best Friend Starters!
{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.
“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.”
“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!”
“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”
“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.”
“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!”
“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!”
“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.”
“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.”
“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!”
“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.”
“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-”
“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…”
“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.”
“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!”
“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.”
“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!”
“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.”
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!”
Pirate-themed Sentence Starters
For all your piratical RP needs, a collection of quotations sourced from pirate movies, songs, books, and history.
No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means “no”.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.
So tell me, what’s become of my ship?
Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
I steered from sound to sound, and many ships I found, and all of them I burned.
Oh, better far to live and die, under the brave black flag I fly!
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
And there they lay, all good dead men.
Hang him from the yard arm till he’s sober!
And we’ll drink and be merry and drown melancholy!
I made up me mind and was well inclined to go to sea no more.
A lass ashore we do adore, one that is plump and round!
This fishy mermaid has warned me of our doom!
My pants are filled with starfish.
This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
Fall down on your knees and beg for deliverance from damnation.
Me, I sails by the stars.
You’re honest and brave and true. You didn’t learn that from me.
There’s some unlikely beasts in the world, and it’s best to stay near the ones that you’ve bought drinks for.
Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarter, or take any from you.
Heaven, you fool? Did you ever year of any pirates going thither? Give me hell, it’s a merrier place.
It’s better to swim in the sea below than to swing in the air and feed the crow.
You won’t fight, as gentlemen o’ fortune should; then, by thunder, you’ll obey, and you may lay to it!
A taste for adventure is by no means a masculine monopoly.
You can’t w a k e up this is NOT a { dream } You’re part of a MACHINE
You are NOT a human being
Wow what a fucking disgrace you've become. It's about time you came back, Ian. Your friends have been so lost without you.
Ian jerked his head to the side, staring at the ground. That wasnt true, he wasnt a disgrace. He was a successful baker....
wasnt he?
(Magicandpotion) his eyes where different then what Ian has remembered seeing them."your a disgrace you know that? NOBODY loves you. Not sky,not Jason,nobody."
Ians eyes widened some, shocked at what his old friend had just said. It made him flinch like he was bitten, a curved frown working its way onto his face.“Wha, What? Seto, no, they do..”
His eyes glow a dark red. “Do ya really think they do? They HATE you. They apsolutly DISPISE you Ian.”
Folding his arms tightly infront of himself, he gripped the sides of his jacket as if in protection.
“How do you know? Have they TOLD you this?”
Ill be on and off replying because im gonna be playing minecraft
(Magicandpotion) his eyes where different then what Ian has remembered seeing them."your a disgrace you know that? NOBODY loves you. Not sky,not Jason,nobody."
Ians eyes widened some, shocked at what his old friend had just said. It made him flinch like he was bitten, a curved frown working its way onto his face.“Wha, What? Seto, no, they do..”
((bangs on table
Someone break Ian ))