Lol

you message me like I care

[damianmcgintleman]

[beyonslayed]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[atomicbombing]

[theocseason4]

Legend

[highlandvalley]

“ねんねするコウテイペンギンのヒナ可愛すぎるんだけど… http://t.co/sbuaLTvlJp”

[unclefather]

sleepeng

[0rdi-deactivated20190106]

“It’s a me, Mario! I’m callin here to inform you of a warrant for your arrest! This warrant was issued on the ground of you committing the following: Arson, Attempted Murder, Aggravated Robbery, and Grand Theft Auto. Looks like you a goin to da big house! Mama Mia!”

[bunnymagia]

“the raven” only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

[ohnoproblems]

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

[llynne]

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

[morbidology]

[morbidology]

If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.

[squidkneee]

this is so funny to m

[unclefather]

Goodbye bitches

[luisonte]

[yotsubamessenger5]

This is the best post on reddit.

[beetlegarden]

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!!  we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

[yashas-strong-arms]

2018 mood

[localstarboy]

[estrxlla]

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[twottertype]

I love the people in the notes insisting he’s not a Capricorn because a Capricorn wouldn’t do this as if that’s not his whole fucking point lmaoo

[xenon-xi]

he genuinely isn’t a Capricorn though his Snapchat says he’s actually a Leo lmao

[feazelbal]

[ismayell]

These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

[writing-prompt-s]

You donated your hair to Locks of Love and the recipient committed a crime leaving your hair behind at the scene

[boyonfire1-deactivated20250129]

See, the thing about forensics is, that without the follicle, they dont know who committed the crime, and when you donate hair, unless youre being scalped in the process, it’s only part of the strand, no follicle, so the only thing theyd be able to tell is that whoever did the crime was of X hair color, that they are human, and whether or not the hair was dyed because they thoroughly wash the hair after its donated so that nobody’s skin cells are being transferred. Also, unless your DNA is in the crime databases(you were a victim or perpetrator of a previous crime) then your DNA would be damn near useless.

[pokerus-vaccinated]

They find your hair at the crime scene cause you walked by earlier that day while listening to E•MO•TION (Carly Rae Jepsen, 2015) and it SCALPED you!! You were BALD BITCH!!!!!!!!!