potato chip

i am sassy cassie and matty healy is a swoon

[barebackinq]

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

[doppelgender]

me when i have like a sip of water: ahaha my cells are gonna love me for this one…finally getting on the health wagon

[fake]

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

[schostag]

[koki-kariya-personal]

My math teacher had that in his room and i was the only student in there who got the joke

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

[viridiansunlight]

You can’t stop me

[godsperm]

This whole website is on something

[baesguitar-deactivated20260710]

i love riding d*cks

[baesguitar-deactivated20260710]

[misehry]

[ulibeanzz]

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

[tkyle]

[hirxeth]

Perspectives, Nikita Gill 

[standpoor]

BE YR OWN DREAM AESTHETIC 2K15

[gifak-net]

[beyoncebeytwice]

who keeps making Step Up movies and why

[iraffiruse]

Busting a nut

[fagcock]

Is that fergie

[robertdeniro]

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice