[neyruto]

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

[catchymemes]

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[moontxt]

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[saintlaurentcalum]

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

[officialunitedstates]

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[thehobbutts]

im a hoe for art restoration

[thehobbutts]

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[nelyafinwe]

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bittersweetsadboi]

This spoke to me spiritually

[realistically-unrealistic]

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

[outerspacegay]

this picture of me and my friends crowding around my barbie laptop back in 2006 looks like a stock photo and should honestly be a meme 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chromolume]

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

[dogls]

were really running out of posts to make huh

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[onemillionfurbies]

HEY SO MY MOM ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME A FURBY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND UHHH

it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it

i love my mom so much

[sofdshrine]

please tell her that she’s brought joy untold into all our lives

[paddysnuffles]

This makes me so happy and I’m not even a Furby fan