Jerms

[chomped87]

Sup!

Howdy! Jeremy Fitzgerald, Surfer dude extraordinaire and Fazbear Technion here! I found this weird device when I went to one of my old friend's house and pushed some buttons, and now I'm here and somehow also a teenager??" I adopted a kid named Cassie back home and I'm trying to find my way back to her. Update: I FOUND HER!

My daughter: @cassie-inthe-pizzaplex

My boyfriend: @brothers5eva (Mike)

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This is just going to be me goofing off in character. Please use the ask box to ask questions! I’m really excited to answer your questions, just check out these guidelines!

Jeremy was Bonnie Bully in the Bite of 83, and regrets it greatly. He is also Cassie’s Dad and worked for a while as a Fazbear technician before and after 87.

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[chomped87]

JEREMY! JEREMY! JEREMY!

So me and Freddy were looking through old employee records, just browsing, and we ended up finding OUR universe’s version of you!

They’re dead.

BUT they were the security guard right before Ness! And they apparently ✨mysteriously disappeared ✨

I’m betting Vanny got them.

My favorite thing though was that in the file it said they got reported to HR for getting drunk and flirting with Freddy lol. Apparently the said “I love you so much” and “Don’t leave me again” lol… Freddy says he vaguely remembers them calling him Mike during this too…

He’s also telling me to tell you that this was before he was married and he very respectfully got them to a safe spot.

- Censored Cub from @glamfreddyfazbear

Huh… interesting… I mean, Freddy is a great dad, I can see why my version of him would be attracted to him. He reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, also Mike, weirdly enough.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I think imma do more research on this “Mike” guy, something isn’t adding up. Him and Freddy seem very connected and I want to check him out before coming to a conclusion.

Also after asking Vanessa, apparently it’s in the employee contract that the employees aren’t allowed to flirt or anything like that with the animatronics lol. They’re actually supposed to escort out anyone who does do that.

[chomped87]

Yeah, it is. But there’s ways around that. And yeah. Mike and Freddy seem really connected. Have you met my Mike? He might be able to help

[glamfreddyfazbear]

No I don’t think either of us have. I’m a little nervous though, because if what I’m thinking is true, I don’t know what will happen if they meet. Maybe like, the universe explodes. Freddy met another Glamrock Freddy but… he didn’t seem the same, he felt different than my Freddy. Idk, maybe I’m thinking too hard about it. I’ll have to talk to him after I research our Mike, because I’m sure he existed or exists.

[chomped87]

I’ll tell my boyfriend to swing by sometime to talk with you, ok?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Okay! Thank you… just, make sure it’s me he’s talking to, I don’t want Freddy to find out yet. I’m afraid I’ll freak him out or send him into a spiral.

Tell your Mike to ask for “Gregory” :3

[chomped87]

Oh, I texted him to ask for “censored cub”, but Gregory is a great name too

[chomped87]

JEREMY! JEREMY! JEREMY!

So me and Freddy were looking through old employee records, just browsing, and we ended up finding OUR universe’s version of you!

They’re dead.

BUT they were the security guard right before Ness! And they apparently ✨mysteriously disappeared ✨

I’m betting Vanny got them.

My favorite thing though was that in the file it said they got reported to HR for getting drunk and flirting with Freddy lol. Apparently the said “I love you so much” and “Don’t leave me again” lol… Freddy says he vaguely remembers them calling him Mike during this too…

He’s also telling me to tell you that this was before he was married and he very respectfully got them to a safe spot.

- Censored Cub from @glamfreddyfazbear

Huh… interesting… I mean, Freddy is a great dad, I can see why my version of him would be attracted to him. He reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, also Mike, weirdly enough.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I think imma do more research on this “Mike” guy, something isn’t adding up. Him and Freddy seem very connected and I want to check him out before coming to a conclusion.

Also after asking Vanessa, apparently it’s in the employee contract that the employees aren’t allowed to flirt or anything like that with the animatronics lol. They’re actually supposed to escort out anyone who does do that.

[chomped87]

Yeah, it is. But there’s ways around that. And yeah. Mike and Freddy seem really connected. Have you met my Mike? He might be able to help

[glamfreddyfazbear]

No I don’t think either of us have. I’m a little nervous though, because if what I’m thinking is true, I don’t know what will happen if they meet. Maybe like, the universe explodes. Freddy met another Glamrock Freddy but… he didn’t seem the same, he felt different than my Freddy. Idk, maybe I’m thinking too hard about it. I’ll have to talk to him after I research our Mike, because I’m sure he existed or exists.

[chomped87]

I’ll tell my boyfriend to swing by sometime to talk with you, ok?

[chomped87]

JEREMY! JEREMY! JEREMY!

So me and Freddy were looking through old employee records, just browsing, and we ended up finding OUR universe’s version of you!

They’re dead.

BUT they were the security guard right before Ness! And they apparently ✨mysteriously disappeared ✨

I’m betting Vanny got them.

My favorite thing though was that in the file it said they got reported to HR for getting drunk and flirting with Freddy lol. Apparently the said “I love you so much” and “Don’t leave me again” lol… Freddy says he vaguely remembers them calling him Mike during this too…

He’s also telling me to tell you that this was before he was married and he very respectfully got them to a safe spot.

- Censored Cub from @glamfreddyfazbear

Huh… interesting… I mean, Freddy is a great dad, I can see why my version of him would be attracted to him. He reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, also Mike, weirdly enough.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I think imma do more research on this “Mike” guy, something isn’t adding up. Him and Freddy seem very connected and I want to check him out before coming to a conclusion.

Also after asking Vanessa, apparently it’s in the employee contract that the employees aren’t allowed to flirt or anything like that with the animatronics lol. They’re actually supposed to escort out anyone who does do that.

[chomped87]

Yeah, it is. But there’s ways around that. And yeah. Mike and Freddy seem really connected. Have you met my Mike? He might be able to help

[chomped87]

JEREMY! JEREMY! JEREMY!

So me and Freddy were looking through old employee records, just browsing, and we ended up finding OUR universe’s version of you!

They’re dead.

BUT they were the security guard right before Ness! And they apparently ✨mysteriously disappeared ✨

I’m betting Vanny got them.

My favorite thing though was that in the file it said they got reported to HR for getting drunk and flirting with Freddy lol. Apparently the said “I love you so much” and “Don’t leave me again” lol… Freddy says he vaguely remembers them calling him Mike during this too…

He’s also telling me to tell you that this was before he was married and he very respectfully got them to a safe spot.

- Censored Cub from @glamfreddyfazbear

Huh… interesting… I mean, Freddy is a great dad, I can see why my version of him would be attracted to him. He reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, also Mike, weirdly enough.

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[glamfreddyfazbear]

… please do not say that in front of my son.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY

Also, I am sure there are plenty of other British people around, not just the Aftons. Although I am pretty sure it’s just a bug.

He’s in denial. I think he’s a spooky possessed robot like from the og Freddy’s. Maybe he’s got a dead child in his chest hatch that I just didn’t see… wait does that make my dad a child…?

I am not possessed.

[chomped87]

There’s weirder things going on. Also, sorry, couldn’t help it. Also, technically my boyfriend’s never been to Britain. Poor dude never left Utah.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

It is okay, someone just told me that I should kiss another version of myself. You are the least of my concerns.

I wish I could leave Utah one day. It would be nice to get out of the Pizzaplex, there is a whole wide world out there…

I HAVE OFFERED TO STEAL A VAN AND RUN AWAY WITH YOU BEFORE

I cannot leave the Pizzaplex, I will shut down within an hour.

[chomped87]

My future father in law could definitely help with that. Or Liz. She’s pretty smart too. Oh, heck, any of the Afton’s.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I can do it myself… just with all the bugs and… the virus I’m scared to. I don’t want to mess something up and make him forget me (again) or lose his spark or turn violent…

[chomped87]

Understandable. Still the Afton’s know a lot about a lot of stuff. But maybe I’m biased, given that I’ve had a crush on Mike since I was at least a teen…. I’d propose, but I’m scared he’s afraid of committing and might say no

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I didn’t want to run… I’m sorry darlin’ it was for the better…

…

I am sorry, I do not have any advice… my spouse was the one to ask me out… I miss them dearly

[chomped87]

What…

The way that just… sounded like Mike

Sorry for your loss, Freddy

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Thank you. I appreciate it. I’d say go for it, surprisingly your boyfriend and I sound very similar, and I think he would love it. I say it’s worth a try before… it’s too late.

[chomped87]

Yeah? You think he would say yes? How did your partner propose to you? How would you want to have someone propose to you?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I do not know much about your boyfriend, but if it were me, I would be happy to have something stable and reliable. I would be happy to find something I know will always be there. I’ve always preferred quiet and lowkey displays of love after living under stage lights. Maybe something simple like taking him out to a small cafe or coffee shop you both enjoy and proposing there. But again, that is just me, I do not know your boyfriend as well as you do. Good luck, superstar :)

[chomped87]

Thanks. Figured since you guys seem similar, you’d have insight on what he might like.

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[glamfreddyfazbear]

… please do not say that in front of my son.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY

Also, I am sure there are plenty of other British people around, not just the Aftons. Although I am pretty sure it’s just a bug.

He’s in denial. I think he’s a spooky possessed robot like from the og Freddy’s. Maybe he’s got a dead child in his chest hatch that I just didn’t see… wait does that make my dad a child…?

I am not possessed.

[chomped87]

There’s weirder things going on. Also, sorry, couldn’t help it. Also, technically my boyfriend’s never been to Britain. Poor dude never left Utah.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

It is okay, someone just told me that I should kiss another version of myself. You are the least of my concerns.

I wish I could leave Utah one day. It would be nice to get out of the Pizzaplex, there is a whole wide world out there…

I HAVE OFFERED TO STEAL A VAN AND RUN AWAY WITH YOU BEFORE

I cannot leave the Pizzaplex, I will shut down within an hour.

[chomped87]

My future father in law could definitely help with that. Or Liz. She’s pretty smart too. Oh, heck, any of the Afton’s.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I can do it myself… just with all the bugs and… the virus I’m scared to. I don’t want to mess something up and make him forget me (again) or lose his spark or turn violent…

[chomped87]

Understandable. Still the Afton’s know a lot about a lot of stuff. But maybe I’m biased, given that I’ve had a crush on Mike since I was at least a teen…. I’d propose, but I’m scared he’s afraid of committing and might say no

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I didn’t want to run… I’m sorry darlin’ it was for the better…

…

I am sorry, I do not have any advice… my spouse was the one to ask me out… I miss them dearly

[chomped87]

What…

The way that just… sounded like Mike

Sorry for your loss, Freddy

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Thank you. I appreciate it. I’d say go for it, surprisingly your boyfriend and I sound very similar, and I think he would love it. I say it’s worth a try before… it’s too late.

[chomped87]

Yeah? You think he would say yes? How did your partner propose to you? How would you want to have someone propose to you?

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[glamfreddyfazbear]

… please do not say that in front of my son.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY

Also, I am sure there are plenty of other British people around, not just the Aftons. Although I am pretty sure it’s just a bug.

He’s in denial. I think he’s a spooky possessed robot like from the og Freddy’s. Maybe he’s got a dead child in his chest hatch that I just didn’t see… wait does that make my dad a child…?

I am not possessed.

[chomped87]

There’s weirder things going on. Also, sorry, couldn’t help it. Also, technically my boyfriend’s never been to Britain. Poor dude never left Utah.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

It is okay, someone just told me that I should kiss another version of myself. You are the least of my concerns.

I wish I could leave Utah one day. It would be nice to get out of the Pizzaplex, there is a whole wide world out there…

I HAVE OFFERED TO STEAL A VAN AND RUN AWAY WITH YOU BEFORE

I cannot leave the Pizzaplex, I will shut down within an hour.

[chomped87]

My future father in law could definitely help with that. Or Liz. She’s pretty smart too. Oh, heck, any of the Afton’s.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I can do it myself… just with all the bugs and… the virus I’m scared to. I don’t want to mess something up and make him forget me (again) or lose his spark or turn violent…

[chomped87]

Understandable. Still the Afton’s know a lot about a lot of stuff. But maybe I’m biased, given that I’ve had a crush on Mike since I was at least a teen…. I’d propose, but I’m scared he’s afraid of committing and might say no

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I didn’t want to run… I’m sorry darlin’ it was for the better…

…

I am sorry, I do not have any advice… my spouse was the one to ask me out… I miss them dearly

[chomped87]

What…

The way that just… sounded like Mike

Sorry for your loss, Freddy

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[glamfreddyfazbear]

… please do not say that in front of my son.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY

Also, I am sure there are plenty of other British people around, not just the Aftons. Although I am pretty sure it’s just a bug.

He’s in denial. I think he’s a spooky possessed robot like from the og Freddy’s. Maybe he’s got a dead child in his chest hatch that I just didn’t see… wait does that make my dad a child…?

I am not possessed.

[chomped87]

There’s weirder things going on. Also, sorry, couldn’t help it. Also, technically my boyfriend’s never been to Britain. Poor dude never left Utah.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

It is okay, someone just told me that I should kiss another version of myself. You are the least of my concerns.

I wish I could leave Utah one day. It would be nice to get out of the Pizzaplex, there is a whole wide world out there…

I HAVE OFFERED TO STEAL A VAN AND RUN AWAY WITH YOU BEFORE

I cannot leave the Pizzaplex, I will shut down within an hour.

[chomped87]

My future father in law could definitely help with that. Or Liz. She’s pretty smart too. Oh, heck, any of the Afton’s.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I can do it myself… just with all the bugs and… the virus I’m scared to. I don’t want to mess something up and make him forget me (again) or lose his spark or turn violent…

[chomped87]

Understandable. Still the Afton’s know a lot about a lot of stuff. But maybe I’m biased, given that I’ve had a crush on Mike since I was at least a teen…. I’d propose, but I’m scared he’s afraid of committing and might say no

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[glamfreddyfazbear]

… please do not say that in front of my son.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY

Also, I am sure there are plenty of other British people around, not just the Aftons. Although I am pretty sure it’s just a bug.

He’s in denial. I think he’s a spooky possessed robot like from the og Freddy’s. Maybe he’s got a dead child in his chest hatch that I just didn’t see… wait does that make my dad a child…?

I am not possessed.

[chomped87]

There’s weirder things going on. Also, sorry, couldn’t help it. Also, technically my boyfriend’s never been to Britain. Poor dude never left Utah.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

It is okay, someone just told me that I should kiss another version of myself. You are the least of my concerns.

I wish I could leave Utah one day. It would be nice to get out of the Pizzaplex, there is a whole wide world out there…

I HAVE OFFERED TO STEAL A VAN AND RUN AWAY WITH YOU BEFORE

I cannot leave the Pizzaplex, I will shut down within an hour.

[chomped87]

My future father in law could definitely help with that. Or Liz. She’s pretty smart too. Oh, heck, any of the Afton’s.

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[glamfreddyfazbear]

… please do not say that in front of my son.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY

Also, I am sure there are plenty of other British people around, not just the Aftons. Although I am pretty sure it’s just a bug.

He’s in denial. I think he’s a spooky possessed robot like from the og Freddy’s. Maybe he’s got a dead child in his chest hatch that I just didn’t see… wait does that make my dad a child…?

I am not possessed.

[chomped87]

There’s weirder things going on. Also, sorry, couldn’t help it. Also, technically my boyfriend’s never been to Britain. Poor dude never left Utah.

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Mmm… nope no one else but me and my cub, although I feel as though I keep blanking out when you say that you hear them.

I hear the faint voice of what you say he’s saying when he blanks out. Although it’s not his but it’s coming from him… it’s oddly.. British? I do not like British people. The only pounds I need are pounding your-

Do not finish that sentence.

[chomped87]

Only British people I know are the Afton’s.

Also, maybe I will pound a British person tonight, Censored Cub. 😉 Great idea

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I am one person. And I am only censored for my own safety… although I feel like some people might already know who I am. *cough* arcade attendant *cough*

Liz came and found me one day and said hi! During her birthday when I wished her and her brother a happy birthday, Dave came by and said thank you. They are very good kids. Although Dave looks eerily a lot like my censored friend.

[chomped87]

Well, I’m dubbing you “censored cub” because you mentioned you’re Freddy’s son. I think it’s kinda cute.

I’m getting the vibe that there’s Freddy, Censored Cub, and someone else, so that’s who I was asking about. Thought they said “who am I?”

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I did say that first part, I am curious if there’s another censored friend on this wide site! Although my censored friend is my favorite!

I better be, I’m literally your son.

I also realized I have in fact met your Dave and Liz! They are very sweet and good children, they are welcome to come by whenever. Now as to what you said, I don’t think I have a Dave and Liz… I’m sure they exist or… have existed in my universe, but I don’t know them… at least I don’t think I do.

…

Who am I?

[chomped87]

Howdy, Freddy’s Censored Cub.

As for who said “who am I?” No clue. I could help whoever it is find out maybe? How do you know Dave and Liz?

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[glamfreddyfazbear]

Find who…? I am unaware of who you are talking about. Although I appreciate the offer, it is very kind of you. I have censored friend to keep me company! Say hello censored friend!

I don’t want to say hello. Stop that.

He gets grumpy before bedtime and his story.

DON’T TELL HIM THAT.

[chomped87]

You said you wanted to find another censored friend but uncensored?

… and then you said something about missing your Dave and Liz?

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure

[glamfreddyfazbear]

I would love to meet them! I have met a Dave and a Liz already but I’m interested in meeting more! Today I said hello to another Glamrock Freddy, how interesting! I wonder if there’s another censored friend… but uncensored!

…

Where did my Dave and Liz go…? I miss them…

…

Ugh. Another programming bug. Apologies!

[chomped87]

Wish I could help you find them. If you really want, my boyfriend’s little sister basically accepts anyone as her brother or sister, and my boyfriend’s mom likes to adopt people. I met her once and she immediately decided I was already her son in law.

[chomped87]

I saw that you have found your daughter! Hooray! I am glad she is safe and sound now!

-@glamfreddyfazbear

Yeah. Thanks for checking in on us. We need to come to the Pizzaplex again soon. Maybe bring Dave and Liz. They’d love to meet you, I’m sure