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20 Lesbian Autistic

[youreanerdharvey]

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[retquits]

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[chonkolatechips]

My gut is disgusted with my mind but my loins understand what it’s getting at

[lesbianpoetess]

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

[paxterhobber-deactivated2023100]

[just-french-me-up]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[nerves-nebula]

pain of loving and emotionally relating to a song a lot of people have turned into a meme to the point that if you made art that related back to the original emotional vibe of the song there's a chance people wouldnt be able to take it seriously

vs

pain of seeing emotionally devastating potential in a song/edit of a song that is CLEARLY a jokey edit but it makes you think.. hmm. why this kind of make me existential? but also like there's no basis for that and ppl might not be able to take it seriously.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she has spent the last 4-and-a-half billion years winking flirtatiously at her Wife the Earth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the moon landing was Earth blowing her Wife a Kiss

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

[solarsyrup]

what’s that noise.

[solarsyrup]

sounds like a graveyard smash

[solarsyrup]

i’m going to check

[solarsyrup]

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[sabertoothwalrus]

some thoughts about ADHD and baseline guilt

[hollowtones]

Favorite multiple of seven?

I usually think about other stuff.

[hollowtones]

I thought about it. It’s 91.

[kittykatninja321]

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

[thesaltofcarthage]

I don't think I've ever seen this take on the omegaverse, and it's frankly hilarious

[catchymemes]

[amuseoffyre]

"There's a trick they do with three playing cards which is very hard to follow."

Ended up veering wildly into speculative thoughts lying in bed last night and the fact that S1 begins with a celestial game of Find the Baby.

In S2, Aziraphale is very proud of the fact that he fooled Nefertiti (ie. a Queen/significant and powerful figurehead) with three cowrie shells and a lone caraway seed. So we know he's very good at Find the Lady to the point he can fool a powerful ruler. But as Crowley said "That stuff is more for close quarters".

And then we have the significance of the Second Coming. According to various prophets and lore and suchlike, Jesus will come again, much like the Antichrist came in S1. Aziraphale holds all those prophecy books. We know this because he has signed editions, including the scroll of St. John of Patmos (aka the author of the book of Revelations ie. THE text about the Second Coming). He also knows full well that Armageddon 1.0 went completely tits up because "wrong boy".

And the season ends with Aziraphale in close quarters to a powerful figure who has underestimated him and presumes to know what he's about. He has also seen how the delivery of a designated Person who is to Begin Armageddon can go wrong.

Watch carefully. Round and round they go.

[halles-comet]

the reveal that gomens 2 is like a bridge season between two massive plots is so fucking funny

like part one: dozens of people in a literal race to stop armageddon fifteen minutes before it happens with heaven hell and humanity all battling it out with flaming swords and a kraken and brian cox as the personification of death.

part 2: we are forced to have A Conversation About Our Relationship after being yelled at by the lesbians across the street