Chonps Dan

[catcrumb]

[catgirl-kaiju]

I work as a janitor and I feel like I’m gonna be thinking about this post a lot on the job

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

as much as i would love to believe this, how are you still tweeting if you’re being held in maximum security bro? 🫤

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pagecommando]

IMO? Covid supply squeeze, plus GLP-1 Agonists are annihilating the snack food market AND the 'name brand' snack companies fucking around with shrinkflation in a recession where people are already incentivized to buy store brand stuff that at this point tastes the same because flavor science has exploded in the last 10 ish years. Pepsico's just been particularly stupid about it. Like really fucking stupid.

Doritos at $7 a bag ended up costing PepsiCo billions

But now that a plan to bring prices down is in motion, new challenges have emerged that threaten to blunt its impact.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I remember when Doritos were $3-4 a bag

They seriously doubled the cost of a non-necessity and were surprised that people stopped buying as much?

[the-library-alcove]

There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped or turned back, for their private benefit. -Robert Heinlein

(When Heinlein is the one making the point...)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

FËANOR NO!

hilarious considering my other feanor card is

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

[mariacallous]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[tuxankhamun]

Trial by wombat

[chonpsdan]

trivial wombat

[365daysofbarbie]

[ghoermann]

Street art, Rennes

[equipe]

Même une façade passablement abîmée peut être embellie par une subtile touche artistique. Un joli street art repéré par @ghoermann.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[aaresx]

John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley: In Search of America

[mariacallous]

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

Russia’s war against Ukraine: Thousands of foreign nationals recruited by Russia in violation of international law

The International Federation for Human Rights (FIDH), Truth Hounds, and the Kazakhstan International Bureau for Human Rights and Rule of

[littlearitan]

Donate to Come Back Alive to help Ukraine defend itself and the foreigners blackmailed to fight for ruzzia. Part of the foundation's operations is unraveling the centres roping foreign people to come to Russia just to be thrown to the frontlines

https://savelife.in.ua/en/donate-en/

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”

[hotvampireadjacent]

Initially, Stewartson didn’t respond to the lawsuit, which led to Patel winning a $250,000 default judgment in August 2025. Stewartson challenged the default judgment on the grounds that he had no meaningful ties to Nevada, where the case was filed, and declared that Patel was a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and, again, a “chud.”

Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday.

“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” he wrote in another post.

[swedebeast]

I could count on one hand even if I had a tragic lawn mower accident how many war game Let's Plays I enjoy watching. So much of it just two guys nit-picking the rules and sighing pissing and moaning that comes across as being absolutely miserable playing whatever game they're playing.

[digital-meat]

Really everyone needs to practice having good sportsmanship or at least pretend to be an admiral who wouldn't make a face at incoming artillery. Wargames and traffic incidents are the healthiest times to do this.