These are all from our most recent session. Keep in mind, we’re playing as villains.
To Dm: “I’m gonna stop you right there, that sounds like plot”
“As much as I love day drinking, I hate people much more”
*one of the party members gets yeeted out of the window of a tavern*
My character, screaming from 20ft away in the middle of a park: “HEY ARE YOU GONNA SUMMON THAT ONE BAD THING?”
*My character, Ralph the Emo Hobgoblin, sits 20 feet back and draws pictures in the dirt while the other two have an important conversation*
“Is he like the count from Sesame Street?”
*talking about a dragon with many heads*
“How many of those are horses?”
*pisses the DM off So much that he leaves*
* pulls up two doors like a garage door*
*walks in and goes* “whoops, guys, sorry I have no idea where I am I’m lost”
*stabs another member of the party because they didn’t want a hug*
repeatedly, “HOW MANY HORSES” in as many different voices as possible
*repeated wrong answers*
“I can’t believe that breaking into the military base would be filled with guards and people with weapons that could kill us”
*Runs in the opposite direction of action while strumming the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song*
*plays the Wii theme instead of playing the game*
*bobs head along to the veggie tales, hits the woah*
*Leaves the third party member for dead with 4 guards surrounding her, whilst sprinting our way back to a tavern to drink our feelings away*
*plays carnival music while one of our party members gets absolutely decimated*
*plays mmm whatcha say whilst leaving the third one of our party members in the fray*
*stands on a chair and has the tavern bar play taps in honor of our lost buddy, whilst pouring out a keg* “we lost a good friend today, pour one out for ‘em”
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