For people who are having trouble understanding this without seeing it laid out:
You’re not going to bamboozle me into doing math with my own 2 braincells.

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For people who are having trouble understanding this without seeing it laid out:
You’re not going to bamboozle me into doing math with my own 2 braincells.
If anyone wants to submit quotes for more backgrounds I’ll gladly take some!!
it’s even better when it’s like..
Oh.
Oh.
That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands
Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.
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Happenings in Dnd:
These are all from our most recent session. Keep in mind, we’re playing as villains.
To Dm: “I’m gonna stop you right there, that sounds like plot”
“As much as I love day drinking, I hate people much more”
*one of the party members gets yeeted out of the window of a tavern*
My character, screaming from 20ft away in the middle of a park: “HEY ARE YOU GONNA SUMMON THAT ONE BAD THING?”
*My character, Ralph the Emo Hobgoblin, sits 20 feet back and draws pictures in the dirt while the other two have an important conversation*
“Is he like the count from Sesame Street?”
*talking about a dragon with many heads* “How many of those are horses?”
*pisses the DM off So much that he leaves*
* pulls up two doors like a garage door*
*walks in and goes* “whoops, guys, sorry I have no idea where I am I’m lost”
*stabs another member of the party because they didn’t want a hug*
repeatedly, “HOW MANY HORSES” in as many different voices as possible *repeated wrong answers*
“I can’t believe that breaking into the military base would be filled with guards and people with weapons that could kill us”
*Runs in the opposite direction of action while strumming the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song*
*plays the Wii theme instead of playing the game*
*bobs head along to the veggie tales, hits the woah*
*Leaves the third party member for dead with 4 guards surrounding her, whilst sprinting our way back to a tavern to drink our feelings away*
*plays carnival music while one of our party members gets absolutely decimated*
*plays mmm whatcha say whilst leaving the third one of our party members in the fray*
*stands on a chair and has the tavern bar play taps in honor of our lost buddy, whilst pouring out a keg* “we lost a good friend today, pour one out for ‘em”
I’m having a mental break and absolutely losing all hope please send me more quotes i need them
I’d like to let you all know that I did these all during class
I’m running out of ideas
Please send me quotes to do and such that would be v helpful
I specialize in The Watcher Channel, Buzzfeed: Unsolved and Gus Johnson quotes.
And we’re still going, ya’ll
I’m still going
Have some more, you pesky devils
a few more
I’m still going, and I’m aggressively procrastinating while doing it
Here, some backgrounds. Use if want. let me know if u do so i can brag about it