Royale with Cheese

Casey | 20 | UK ✨ IG: caseu.b

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the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

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enemies to lovers, 40k

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Abandoned honeymooner’s resort in the Poconos, PA

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Posts that hit different post-covid

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‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

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the torn-up road by richard siken - geoff mcfetridge

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I want everybody to know that’s Robert Pattinson did a GQ interview and he says in it that out of everything he owns, his only functioning technological device is…. wait for it… an iPhone 4

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i also want everyone to know that in this interview he tries to make a pasta sandwich in a process that involves a blowtorch and destroys an entire microwave and the entire second half of the interview is just describing the process with which he does this and i have tears rolling down my face from laughing please go read it

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esme sure loves art 

vampire twitter 4/?

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Why did you leave out the best bit ??

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Absolutely not ! Via u/aloeamethyst

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Your adventure awaits….

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Updates! They went down the ladder:

https://vm.tiktok.com/7Up41c/

https://vm.tiktok.com/7Uo6B7/

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Unmute !

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Dead ass the best post on this entire site. Don’t fight me on this

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“3 Defining Features of ADHD That Everyone Overlooks”

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Forgive me.

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only if you forgive me

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His world now

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HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

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Oh sweet Jesus.

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i am so sorry for this

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this is next level

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So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.