d-a-d-f-a-c-e

They/He. Old enough to remember when putting your personal info on the web was a bad thing. You can call me Lyric

[jregular]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can’t I’m having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren’t home

boy: I know

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[queermasculine]

i guess i'll go fuck myself (skips away merrily)

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[captain-price-returns]

[ripempezardexerox]

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

:(

[lanternseason]

I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[fadingtravelerunknown]

I love Ren Faire/Con chic. I don't care about historicity, I wanna wear pirate outfits with lace up boots and a longsword. I wanna look like a bad 80's fantasy movie. Masters of the Universe core.

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[doublelp]

[tsalala]

Trail of a leopard dragging a carcass. Photo by Lex Hes.

[kushblazer666]

[achillesinhighheels]

They hate it when u dont abide by the same imaginary rules that they force themselves to live under

[luguuuu]

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you