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[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[sairusboom]

Same as always..

[sea--burn]

recipes be like step one heat oil

[dollcoil]

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

[starseekerstar]

Sex? The thing that killed shen yuan? No thank you.

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[kariidraws]

[lacamorte]

waist grabbing. as bros do 💁‍♀️

[neo--queen--serenity]

Watching Bing-ge do mental gymnastics over why his alternate universe self would be sleeping with Shen Qingqiu is so funny to me no matter how I look at it.

You get to witness him talking himself into it in real time, going from, “look at him, that evil bitch, he's the worst person alive, so depraved, I have no compassion for such a heartless wretch," to, "well, I mean he’s never been ugly—but like how gross of AU me, like why would I jump into bed with—well, no okay I can see it. Yeah, okay I won’t lie, I definitely see the sex appeal. I’m just gonna…fake seduce him just to fuck with him a little bit. Yeah. That’ll show him. He’ll be so humiliated..." before immediately jumping to, "you know, I bet I could fuck him way better than AU me could.”

Like we don't even have evidence he's slept with a single dude before, but after like 12 hours with new Shizun he's already progressed to "so here's how I'll get my first male wife into the harem,"

[rue-x3]

Shen Yuan transmigrating but he’s like one of those tiny little shoulder angels except he’s not an angel he’s just there advising Shen Jiu. He transmigrated when Shen Jiu was born or something so he’s seen all of these things happen so he does have some sympathy for the scum villain.

Also nobody could see him before Shen Qingqiu’s cultivation leveled up, so he doesn’t know that his own little cultivation went up and that other people (specifically peak lords) can see him now.

He’s just tearing into Qi Qingqi after she yelled at Shen Qingqiu and called him a lecher during a peak lord meeting. She’s just sitting there baffled—as is everyone else present—as they watch Shen Qingqiu flick his fan open to hide a smile as lil’ SY tears her a new one (thinking that she can’t see him, hear him, and doesn’t know he exists)

SY: “Your martial siblings are so dumb it’s pissing me off. You’d think they verify the information they receive before putting it out there. Like yeah we’ve been to the brothel but nobody’s seen you sleeping with anyone—because you’ve never done that there—so where did this whole lecher thing spread?! There are tons of other reasons someone would visit a brothel, if they chose to think negatively and jump to conclusions without verifying it first then they shouldn’t be peak lords. We should run away and just be a rogue cultivator honestly”

And he’s still going while the peak lords have quieted down and are just staring at Shen Qingqiu’s shoulder for a bit before Shen Qingqiu snaps his fan shut and questions why everyone is staring at him. Meanwhile Lil’ SY throws his tiny fan at either Liu Qingge or Qi Qingqi and watches it bounce harmlessly off one of their foreheads as they sit there, bewildered. Neither SQQ nor Lil’ Yuan think that they can see him now. Not yet.

[wisedo]

Why train if there is Liu shidi to protect you, right?

[windwenn]

we will always get through the bad times

[justafanaticalhuman]

Happy Lunar New Year 2026!!

[sapin7]

some silhouette

[red-garden]

Scumegaverse but Shen Yuan transmigrated from a non omegaverse world and he doesn’t always realize what he’s actually doing in context. He ends up scenting his disciples when he’s being affectionate with them, which does melt their little brains a bit since only family and lovers are supposed to scent you. He also gives disciples nesting supplies to make them comfortable, which is again something only family and lovers do. It’s not helping the accusations of outsiders who think he perves on his disciples, but the disciples themselves have become even more feral in their devotion. That’s not just their Shizun, that’s their MOMMY.

Luo Binghe of course gets scented the most, followed by Ning Yingying. Binghe is incredibly torn between loving the scenting and hating that Shizun sees him as a baby. Ning Yingying used to get scented all the time by Shen Jiu (he smelled content like jasmine with her so people never recognized it as him) and she’s trying to keep a brave face about Shizun not treating her as closely as before. Ming Fan almost had an aneurysm the first time he got scented and he subtly begs (by conspicuously standing nearby longer than necessary) for more attention.

Shen Yuan accidentally scented Liu Qingge during the caves incident and has continued to do so during meridian cleansing. Liu Qingge believes that he is being desperately flirted with, and is trying to speed the proper courtship process as quickly as possible. He was on one occasion pulled into Shen Yuan’s nest when he accidentally intruded on a heat, and he’s never been the same since.

Yue Qingyuan is one of the only people who regularly visits Shen Qingqiu who hasn’t been scented. He is so incredibly sad about it.

[loratea]

want more fics where liu qingge has family trauma. growing up in a well-off household where everything looked perfect from the outside but the foundation is cracking. a beloved young master… on paper. he saw so much lying, cheating, and emotional manipulation growing up— one of the main reasons why lqg feels so strongly about upholding honor and righteousness and integrity. lqg not wanting his little sister to turn out like them, so he brings her to the sect as soon as he can. he’s bad with words but good with his hands, so he braids her hair and teaches her self defense and makes sure she’s safe under qi qingqi’s careful watch.

he doesn’t go home. he won’t ever go back unless he has no choice. instead, he focuses on getting stronger and stronger and stronger. he doesn’t want to turn out like them. can’t turn out like them. he refuses.

at some point, people nickname him “the war god.” he knows it’s a compliment, but something about it leaves a bad taste in his mouth. he’s reminded of how the members of the liu clan held themselves over all the other families in his hometown, pretending they were better than everyone else. he remembers his lonely childhood, where the only time he felt truly alive was waving his sword around in the wilderness, adrenaline pumping through his veins. (he keeps focusing on getting stronger.)

[sairusboom]

Shen Jiu and liushen 💀💀

[anon-de-plume]

I am a firm proponent that Wei Wuxian is not nearly as dense as people make him out to be. The guy is really sharp when it comes to understanding how people think and the human condition. His misinterpretations of Lan Wangji had less to do with him being dense as a brick wall, than it had to do with Lan Wangji having the communication skills of one.

All that being said…

I did not think there were any other interpretations for having someone look you in the eyes and say “Mine,” but he managed to find it!