Chowaniec

Hi, I'm Theodore / Theo ✯ He/Him ✯ Queer ✯ eng/pol

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Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

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[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

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[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

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[muhlisss]

Go left

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[muhlisss]

Go forward

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> Ascend

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[jpuff9]

Go right ->

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[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

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Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[lush--lush]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onyxbird]

[Image description: Three photos of a long-necked bird next to a sign, with water in the background. The sign says “No Fishing, Conservation Area” in large text with “by order of Blackpool Council” in smaller text. In the first photo, the bird is looking at the sign as if reading it. In the second, it has turned to stare accusingly straight into the camera. The third photo is a close-up of the bird’s face. /end description]

[xaoca]

by Arete Nani

[miamaimania]

Kate MacDowell ✦ Illuminated porcelain lungs

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Sire Ginkgo helm by Jean-Michel Bihorel

[userfish]

what do you need for the week

a really long hug

big drink

a cool new song

pack of Chinese cigarettes

the kind of sleep that makes you feel refreshed

just one fucking W

50 william dollars

too nuanced for your polls

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

let’s get this bread folks 🫩

[sacredwhores]

Natalia Motuzko - The Voice of Grass (1992)

[godtrauma]

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

[riku-usi]

培養森

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[milliebugydementia]

lets modulate epigenetic stress with mama

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s a lot wrong with the US but watching the big evil terf lady weaponize UK libel laws so much makes me glad that it’s nearly impossible to sue someone for libel here

[what-even-is-thiss]

Watching UK people being legally forced to walk back tweets makes me glad I can say with no ambiguity that JK Rowling is an evil transphobic invader from Mars intent upon poisoning the minds of the youth with her evil brain mold laser

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[strawberry-souffle]

PSA: stuttering in fics

as someone with a speech impediment, all of the people saying that only one type of stuttering is valid are wrong.

stuttering CAN look like this: "t-this is a-an example s-s-sentence"

OR this: "this-this is an example sen-sentence."

OR this: "t-t-t-th-..t-ttttthis is an example sentence."

OR this: "this is, uhm, an example, uh, sentence."

OR this: "this is an example sssssss-sentence."

OR this: "this is an examp-...this an example sentence."

sometimes the sentence won't even come out of your mouth at all.

there are probably many examples i'm forgetting, but that's the point! it usually is a mix of a few of these, but some people do one of them more often than others! some people with speech impediments have certain sounds that they almost consistently have trouble with (for me it's "st").

people with speech impediments also rarely-if ever-stutter whilst they're singing or whispering.

most importantly!!!! people with speech impediments are capable of saying a sentence without stuttering!! it can just be a gamble sometimes.

and if more people could portray the frustration that comes with stuttering and not being able to get words out, i'd be a very happy girl.

(fun fact: sometimes when my mouth won't let me say what i want to say, i get so annoyed that i just yell or grumble out "WORDS.")

this was your speech impediment PSA!!!!

[vef-jane]

fem Fulgrim

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic