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“bitty, can you tell mr. bitty to chill.” - check, please! by ngozi ukazu

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[icon description: hops in his hockey uniform seen in side profile, looking over his shoulder. he is holding his stick in front of him and smiling. the background is the bi pride flag. end id]

[header description: a picture of chowder on the lake quad. he is seen on the side of the picture wearing a sharks cap and t shirt and smiling as he throws up a peace sign. the rest of the image shows people picnicking by the pond in the sun. end description.]

[chrischcw]

have dex enjoyers seen the lobster fisher on youtube who debarnacles lobsters and gives them little snacks as he throws them back

[loveliesttime]

so. are we like ready for this guy to have the worst season of his college career or.

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

making Check, Please! Year Five predictions

[omgcheckplease]

Howdy. 👋

Not only will there be a new volume of CHECK, PLEASE! in the works...

But CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE will be...

…THE YEAR OF THE FROG. 🐸 🏒 ✨

Below, find a summary of what the newest volume of CHECK, PLEASE! will have to offer… highs, lows, and a whole new SMH!!

Samwell mens hockey’s favorite baker—and championship-winning senior captain—has graduated! How will the team survive? Problems abound as their new captain, Dex, learns that the effortless balance Bitty maintained on the team isn’t as easy as it looks. Then, ultra-aloof Nursey must finally drop his “chill” and get vulnerable in a senior poetry seminar. And to make matters worse, Chowder faces the dreaded ‘SSGS’ and is having the worst season of his college career. But when change arrives at Samwell hockey, it not only threatens to rip the team apart, but could destroy Dex, Nursey, and Chowder’s friendship forever. Before they graduate, to save their team and themselves, the three seniors must come together and ask the question: ‘What does Samwell hockey mean to you?’

I can’t reveal any more spoilers, but I’ll leave you with that question—what does Samwell hockey mean to you? Look out for more Check, Please! news in the months to come!

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[teluete]

"...Here we have two magnificent specimens of the Canadian Hockey Robot." — Ransom & Holster, probably

[meteortrails]

it’s kind of hysterical to me that the omgcp fandom has made a meal out of every offhand line and tertiary character and yet. nary a peep on dex’s abundance of uncles. deeply underappreciated gag that dex is basically an expert at just about every form of manual labor under the sun specifically bc he had an uncle to teach him every single one. whatever you need, my man’s got an uncle for that. he’s swimming in uncles that wanna show you what they’re working on out in the garage. every time a fic has dex go home and there’s not at minimum two uncles i am casting judgement! does he have an embarrassment of highly specialized uncles? just a few incredibly handy uncles?? canonically nobody knows how many he has - does DEX even know???? like there is a whole sandbox here we’re not playing in.

[zzzbittle]

Listen the only bad thing about Check, Please getting a new volume and coming back is that I'm going to have to say goodbye to it again

[watermelonmountaindew]

Thinking about how Charmer is perfect because they’re both jocks. Like sometimes there are dates at Annie’s or a good restaurant where they both look nice and are all sweet nothings and pet names, but then the rest of the time it’s all: “Hey do you wanna play frisbee for an hour and then make out?” and “Can I try and bench you? Yes if I can try and squat you” and “I’ll race you to Founders”. They’re always going to each other’s games and making signs and spending half the time they’re together talking about training and strategy and their respective team bonding activities. And there’s always some bit of hockey gear in Caitlin’s room and some bit of volleyball gear in Chowder’s room and they’re maybe a little bit competitive and a little bit gross but it’s ok because so is the other person.

[omgpoindexter]

chowder can NOT be fooled y’all

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[jtl-fics]

Thinking about a omg check please time travel AU wherein Jack and Bitty are ringing in the new year in 2025 and then all the sudden wham bam it is Jack's senior year of high school.

Jack, well-adjusted and happy with his 2025 life, kind of has a freak out because holy shit was it a dream was Eric a figment of his desperate dreaming. Or if he is back in time how in the world is he going to pull Eric Bittle of all people again? He still doesn't even know how he pulled Eric the first time? He feels the world narrowing in a way it hasn't since the first time he'd been 18.

Then he gets a call and he's had the same phone number his entire life and if there's one phone number that he knows better than his own, it's the one on the screen.

It's Bitty saying that Jack doesn't know him but to PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN TAKING HIS MEDS. Jack starts laughing and crying because thank god he's not alone,

Despite being in for the NHL draft he's like "NO I GOTTA GO TO SAMWELL TO GO MEET MY HUSBAND?" but says it slightly differently and less insane to his parents.

He gets into Samwell again and meets Shitty and Jack has about a thousand opinions on Shitty's freshman year.

Jack: Shitty's going to the winterscrew with some ... random non-Lardo girl.

Bitty: Well sweetpea, he hasn't met her yet.

Jack: So? I haven't actually met you yet but I'm not going with someone else :/

Shitty also is convinced that Jack's 'Partner in Georgia' is fake and just a way for him to get out of anyone attempting to set him up with someone instead of focusing on Hockey. Then there's the introduction for the future freshman and Jack and Bitty see one another for the first time in this timeline and Shitty's like "You've gotta be shitting me he's real AND he's a dude?!" while Jack is spinning his husband around like some sappy romance movie.

[halfabreath]

More 2026 Check, Please! Headcanons:

Every character has now played pickleball and they’re all extremely competitive about it

Holsom are not invited to office karaoke nights because both of them get Weird About Holster Singing Chappel Roan

2020 fully radicalized Dex and he’s a Union guy now

Lardo and Shitty are the Kitchen Table Polyamorous Menaces of their neighborhood

Holster’s into crypto (derogatory)

Ollie and Wicks have a show on the Magnolia Network

Chowder has won the Stanley Cup 3 times

Bitty is in a feud with the James Beard Foundation

Nursey is published and terrorizes BookTok

Whiskey is okay :)

[chrischcw]

Ppl r prepared to make cup kiss comparisons right like ones that will show which one (jack and bitty) was more impactful. Right

[omgpoindexter]

derek is not wrong about she’s the man tho

[firstdayasadumpling]

haus cat :3

[omgpoindexter]

these idiots

[ronandhermy]

"My father is a sadist and I am my father's son...Someone put their hand in my heart and they didn't take it back out. If I died tonight, no one would notice for weeks. My father is a sadist and I am my father's son. I learned it well. Do I have the stomach for it? Do you really want to know?" -- Journal, Day Three by Richard Siken.