Chris(is) in.

Hello! I'm Chris (they/them), 33, maths and physics teacher. I write fanfics. Ask me about my fanfics. 🙂

[chrisis-averted]

Silly and dumb shit my girlfriend said. tag yourself and reblog!

You're in great shape! Round! It's a very good shape.

You're soft and coarse, like a Terrier.

Cold and clammy. Like a cold clam.

Sometimes I get the genders wrong. But then again, I'm trans.

I'm an expert on vampires. Don't test me.

Roller skates but it's little feet.

What if instead of bras I get nipple piercings and link them to helium balloons?

I successfully exfiltrated my pyjamas from the bathroom!

Voting ended onJul 17

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[knightshade86]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

VOTE FOR SIMON 2026

You might think Simon can't qualify as a tumblr sexyman because he's attractive, BUT there's more to his character than just his looks:

Simon 'The Butcher' is a murderer with a body count of +60 people.

Traumatized to hell and back, haunted by his past.

Raised by what's essentially a death cult to be a child soldier.

The most sopping wet cat of a man to ever live. Literally. He's completely drenched in blood.

Personality of a kicked dog: Quick to anger, but apologizes profusely SO many times for hurting other people, HE EVEN APOLOGIZES TO A PANEL BOARD FOR PUNCHING IT

Haunted by mind shattering horrors.

Disfigured and turned into a monster by said horrors.

Not just this, but think about the win this would be for an indie project

Think about the traction this would give Iron Lung

Think about letting this newcomer have his time to shine

And if not for anything else, think about how funny it would be for Mark "I see everything" Iplier to find out he won the 2026 tumblr sexyman contest as Simon

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJul 6

[shirleysupernova]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 why? 🥵🤌🏻

(alternate version undercut cause that was my first thought lol)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 7

Simon (Iron Lung)

Viktor (Arcane)

Voting ended onJun 29

[assignedsoupcan]

So do we think the Nomai would go crazy with astrophage or....

[aces-and-anime]

not op but reposting from the app formerly known as twitter to help any folks with OCD

[chrisis-averted]

I had a thought

[grac3yn]

bloodymary x tma au anyone?

also credits to @stars-have-thoughts for the au idea and helping with coloring!

[jordozo]

Project Iron Backrooms 🥹

[ihatecispeople]

i love it actually when nonnative speakers make mistakes that reveal how their native languages work.

lots of koreans online say they "eat" drinks which would assume they only have one word which covers the concept of consumption.

arabic immigrants in sweden (my mother included) have a hard time differentiating between "i think/i believe/my opinion is" which suggests that in arabic these different modalities of speaker agency is treated as one or at least interchangeable.

swedish speakers in english will use should/shall/have to/must with much higher nuance precision than native english speakers, to the point where they sound well awkward, because the distinction between these commands in swedish is much clearer than in english. i make mistakes between is/am/are and has/have constantly because swedish only has one pronoun covering all grammatical persons.

i've heard speakers of languages without gendered pronouns (finnish, the chinese dialects, and a tonne more) make he/she mistakes because it's hard(!!) to learn two or more gendered pronouns and when to use them correctly.

how neat is that?! it add a charm to international english usage in particular and make our appreciation of both our native languages and our learnt ones stronger...!!

[aandriskobold]

i love this! one thing i notice with a lot of people (native speakers of polish, romanian, french and others) is no differentiation between present simple (i go) and present continuous (I am going), because those languages only have one present tense to cover both. it's so lovely every time i hear it

i always think one of the most fun things about learning languages is that it teaches you how weird your own is! especially english phrasal verbs (the very different meanings of stand up, stand down, stand off, stand up to), or trying to explain the difference between being up to something and being up for something to my french friend. I love it!

[ihatecispeople]

another tag reminded me of how spanish speakers often mix up /v/ and /b/ because in panish they pronounced identically!

I wish more people had the ability to become bilingual because you're right, it makes you understand your own language at a more intimate and analytical level!!

[katakulio]

People whose native language is heavily gendered often apply gendered pronouns to English words that don't have them. For example, my Brazilian sports coach referred to my knee as "she" instead of "it". It's even more interesting when you realise that Old English did have gendered nouns, much like German, and we've essentially lost that entire element of our language.

[danidraws]

In an effort to share a little black and queer history during this turbulent Pride month, here’s a comic about one of my favorite musicians, Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

https://www.everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com/sister-rosetta-tharpe/

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[vortmort]

metamorphosis congrats to jon archivist sims for coming out as eldritch horror