the scratch pad

[knightshade86]

Today I learned that RedBull mixes very well with Gatorade and Tastes delicious

What alcohol should i combine with this?

[knightshade86]

which is better

cold left over pizza

reheated left over pizza

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[cheeseandfries]

Serious talk: if Damian was a girl, how different do you think the batfam and co. Would act about her? Would there really be any change at all? Would her childhood in the league change?

[knightshade86]

Somebody would call her demon bitch instead of brat and she will take it as a compliment

[danield1909]

Ideas for how Tim could get his spleen back:

1. Clone a new spleen since he has experience and it’s probably easier than cloning a Kryptonian

2. Capture Vandal Savage and steal his spleen since he’ll just grow a new one

3. Targeted application of the Lazarus pit to specifically the spleen area

4. Tim is a meta with the very specific superpower of regrowing his spleen like a salamander and its tail

5. Steal a spleen from an Arkham inmate because terrorism loses you spleen privileges

6. Use the whole fake shooting thing to have Tim Drake-Wayne not have a spleen and then get a spleen via the organ donation system

[knightshade86]

7. He is hit with a magical and/or technical beam and grows a new spleen. It is also 3 days of agonizing pain where all forms of sedation are neutralized.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[knightshade86]

If I am forced to use 30 minutes of time just for being a minute late, then you bet your ass I am buying myself ice cream and waiting out the clock.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[knightshade86]

Same

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[knightshade86]

I used to be a people person, then people happened.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[machetesquirrel]

I’m just going to leave this here

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[sylvietheliar]

Yaknow what, fair enough

[grawly]

The Cased Closed dub is good like, 80% of the time

[ultraviolettefan]

Bruce is... Kind of like a house cat.

He'll just disappear one day, seemingly out of the blue and the first time it happens, it freaks Alfred the fuck out. Man spends weeks, possibly months worrying about him until Bruce comes back with a child.

The first time it happens, Alfred is stressing real hard, but Bruce seems to be happy, so maybe it's okay?

That's when Alfred sees the pattern. Bruce leaves for an extended period of time? Boom! Child. Usually they're already fully formed and out of the womb with questionable parentage.

But suddenly, one day Bruce disappears for a few months. He's on a mission, he'd say. Dick, the eldest of the birds, is already familiar with the pattern so he's stressing alongside Jason and Tim, because god what new ward is he bringing home this time?

But no.

That's not what happens.

Bruce comes home, no child in his hand or arms. None. Instead, there's a child in his womb and Dick sees Alfred faint for the very first time since he's known him.

Yep. That's right. Alfred's fears have come to life. Batmom came home pregnant. I mean sure, at one point he was pregnant with Damian too, but he's never came home pregnant before.

They ask who the father is, but Bruce shrugs and asks if they have any nutella and fried chicken in stock.

Happy mother's day y'all :))

[knightshade86]

This did not go the direction i thought it would, but the answer is Selina

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[knightshade86]

What if it is crossover fanfiction with your current obsession?

[spoonicksmaximus]

I was held by gunpoint to make this, I swear