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When a veteran skater leads practice...

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Our captain made it back on skates, naturally, we do terribly.

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We know we shouldn't but it feels so good to be bad

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This is legit how I feel when I watch any other person play derby.

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Rule #1: Maybe attempt to pay attention?

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They teach you all the skills! But you only use falling techniques…..

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Hiatus, unhiatus

Hey! I was gone for a while due to MINIMUM SKILLS TESTING *pls read in ominous voice* which I passed! Hunter S. Stomps'em at your service. Long story short get ready for more comics or whatever as I journey into the world of scrimmaging.

Last practice as recruits. Thanks to all derby coaches but ours especially. ❤ no one has ever made me so scared but yet so determined to succeed at the same time.