Trying to Become the Best Version of Me.

blorbo from your shows, '97 vintage. a good harvest.

[thetursithan]

Here is a happy child....

[digginthroughthetrash]

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[fluentisonus]

Anything That Moves 1996 issue #10 cover

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

Finding my mother’s sugar daddy’s tumblr with a handful of furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing I’ve done in my life

never say those words in that order ever again

[wanderer-chronicles]

[awritersbro]

if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

[tlaquetzqui]

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[b0nkcreat]

let’s all crash our cars into walls

[b0nkcreat]

see it’s literally fine if we just do it safely

[bloodyyanya]

Hi lol *throws angst*

[writing-prompt-s]

The purpose of Isekai is to reform the previously shut-in heroes into people that believe in their own importance and self. It’s clear that you haven’t learned your lesson yet, because you’ve been sent to your 10th world and that goddess is getting exhausted.

[transgenderization]

[sierrafaeries]

My birthday's coming up, so I got the AG party plates and napkins

They're so cute! I really like the silhouettes of the girls, and the metallic sheen on the edge of the plates.

I also got the postcards because I figured I could use them for cute art prints - I didn't realize it'd come as an actual book! It's really cool:

It's filled with cute pictures of the girls, and on the back of each one there are little facts about them:

It kind of reminds me of the Everything I Need to Know I Learned from American Girl book:

[definitelysamantha]

Oh, she's so sweet! I adore her, but...

...she's not Samantha.

(Please, JLY 13, I promise you can be loved as you are!)

[sierrafaeries]

Raquel meeting her great-great-grandma 🥰

12/17/25

[skodasforge]

People who say “I hate God but Jesus was Based” really are the pinnacle of cultural Christians who don’t know they’re cultural Christians huh?

[cantotallyeven]

They say "I actually follow the teachings of Jesus unlike those Christians" without realizing that's the basis of like 18 different schizims in Christianity

[estchiyu]

ribbit comes back from the dead 🧟

[publicdomainreview]

Some 15th-century rainbow-coloured beasts to brighten your Monday: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rainbow-coloured-beasts-from-15th-century-book-of-hours