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My birthday's coming up, so I got the AG party plates and napkins

They're so cute! I really like the silhouettes of the girls, and the metallic sheen on the edge of the plates.

I also got the postcards because I figured I could use them for cute art prints - I didn't realize it'd come as an actual book! It's really cool:

It's filled with cute pictures of the girls, and on the back of each one there are little facts about them:

It kind of reminds me of the Everything I Need to Know I Learned from American Girl book:

definitelysamantha

Oh, she's so sweet! I adore her, but...

...she's not Samantha.

(Please, JLY 13, I promise you can be loved as you are!)

sierrafaeries

Raquel meeting her great-great-grandma 🥰

12/17/25

skodasforge

People who say “I hate God but Jesus was Based” really are the pinnacle of cultural Christians who don’t know they’re cultural Christians huh?

cantotallyeven

They say "I actually follow the teachings of Jesus unlike those Christians" without realizing that's the basis of like 18 different schizims in Christianity

estchiyu

ribbit comes back from the dead 🧟

publicdomainreview

Some 15th-century rainbow-coloured beasts to brighten your Monday: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rainbow-coloured-beasts-from-15th-century-book-of-hours

divenlydecayed-deactivated20260

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

grenade-maid

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

somethingusefulfromflorida

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

olivia-online

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

melonisopod

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

computationalcalculator

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

skull-bearer

During the middle of the Han dynasty, a leader of the nation of Rome was stabbed to death. This later became a national celebration in the West during the Xi era.

voidcreations

Look at my birthday cake...

horsefigureoftheday

Horse identification: Schleich #70577 Winged Rainbow Foal

nomifae

Sleeping soundly~✨

brofisting

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

brofisting

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

brofisting

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

brofisting

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

parasocialanxiety

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

nohopethiswillallendintears

you’ve been moving around a lot? FATIGUE!

you’ve not been moving around? FATIGUE!

you’ve been standing? FATIGUE!

you’ve been sitting? FATIGUE!

you are simply conscious? FATIGUE!

you’re sad? FATIGUE!

you’re apathetic? FATIGUE!

you’re happy? Headache…AND THEN FATIGUE!

uncharismatic-fauna

(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)

i-draws-dinosaurs

spacedout925

happy nine year anniversary to 17776 btw. i can't imagine what it mustve been like clicking on an sbnation article back then and finding the story of a lifetime hidden inside. A wild ride and a story that will stick with me for eternity, no doubt.

spectrometrie

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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