like a big pizza pie

"One day a boy is going to come along whose touch feels like fire and whose words taste like vanilla," Abbie Nielsen

[bidoof]

god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s kinda funny that dictionaries show pronunciation with phonetic symbols, assuming most people that can’t pronounce stuff can crack that crazy code instead

[toastbutteregg]

[everythingfox]

[brucebocchi]

[bob-belcher]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One After Vegas (S06E01)

[catchymemes]

[glutko]

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

[memeclassheroes]

[lmaonade]

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

[wickedwonderlandd]

[casebasket]

I don't mean to drag away from the topic but is iCarly wearing lesbian PJ pants

[todaysbird]

Today’s bird is: Get out of there??

[reversewerewolf]

tantrum hole

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[youwillgetyours]

support the mentally ill people who cant hide their illness

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

(source)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pochowek]

Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….