Patrolling The Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For… @christalpepsi - Tumblr Blog

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

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Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

dubiousdisco

3000s

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

bunniope

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

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yallidarityforever

gotta Google something

yallidarityforever

ok yeah this is funny

crying-over-really-dumb-things

Watching my 60 year old uptight southern white teacher brace herself to say it to a room full of ninth graders is one of those memories that remains crystal clear even years after the fact

cryinglawstudent

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

treecitysessions

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

ratty-writer

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!