The life and times

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” — Dr. Seuss

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-average-gatsby]

when ur writing the date on february 1st and you almost write the wrong month

[1111-deactivated20171231]

its elmos world were just living in it

[shroomfucker]

Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

[depsidase]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[femcassidy]

a golf cart named desire

[badjokesbyjeff]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[mysharona1987]

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[wylikit]

[memescomedy]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this cracked me up more than i think it should have