The Hell Zone

she/her mage of breath age is forever 21. 🏴‍☠️, ⚧. 🔞MINORS BEWARE🔞 🔞YOURE IN FOR A SCARE🔞

[friedchickenusa]

Please circle the correct answer

Evil Rick Astley be like...

"Always gonna give you up"

"Never gonna take you up"

"Never gonna give me up"

"Never gonna give you down"

Voting ended onSep 12, 2023

[cimicherrychanga]

im glad airports have little freak cages for smokers. thats right. keep thay vapeboy locked up.

[cimicherrychanga]

robotgirl boyfriend şi îl fuți în prizdă

[girl-kisisser]

spilled my juice :(

[mozzarella-firefox]

Let's all think really hard about Matt dying. If this dipshit is that scared of people thinking mean things about him, maybe the combined psychic energy of the Tumblr userbase will give him a heart attack or something.

Make sure to screenshot this as "evidence" if you decide to delete me for "making threats against a staff member" Matt. I'm sure it will look even more ridiculous than the "evidence" you provided against Rita

[lakemojave]

Are you goddamn serious

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

dude, take a taste of your own fucking medicine. It's almost as if we all have been telling you how bad this place has been for bulk brigading, harassment and the likes. I don't agree you should be fucking killed for this shit, and while yeah that's disgusting you get death threats welcome to the rest of us. It's almost as if several former tumblr staff members have publicly spoke out about these issues. How can we believe you? Genuinely asking because this sounds like you wrote what we want to hear. Do you think it'll go away when in May shit doesn't change? Don't you think waiting until May for a *CRITICAL ISSUE* that is pressing you to close your blog because you're being piled on is kinda a dick move to everyone? Why wait? You said it yourself that unless this is addressed you're going to be hemorrhaging money due to popular content creators who bring traffic to this site, things like blazed posts and your cutesy little verified checkmarks. If I was the CFO I would be packing my bags and fucking leaving right after this shit. this is a PR nightmare that'll take you YEARS to recover from. you're just gonna go blissfully ignorant about it?

[cant-afford-lobotomy-deactivate]

bored, here's a timeline

[cant-afford-lobotomy-deactivate]

thought I'd bump this with everyone posting timelines at the moment. it's 6 months out of date but i don't really wanna look in the mirror to take more pictures so it's the best I've got.

[mozzarella-firefox]

Let's all think really hard about Matt dying. If this dipshit is that scared of people thinking mean things about him, maybe the combined psychic energy of the Tumblr userbase will give him a heart attack or something.

Make sure to screenshot this as "evidence" if you decide to delete me for "making threats against a staff member" Matt. I'm sure it will look even more ridiculous than the "evidence" you provided against Rita

[lakemojave]

Are you goddamn serious

[wordswithimages]

[mozzarella-firefox]

Let's all think really hard about Matt dying. If this dipshit is that scared of people thinking mean things about him, maybe the combined psychic energy of the Tumblr userbase will give him a heart attack or something.

Make sure to screenshot this as "evidence" if you decide to delete me for "making threats against a staff member" Matt. I'm sure it will look even more ridiculous than the "evidence" you provided against Rita

[lakemojave]

Are you goddamn serious

[manynamedangel]

sidenote here. if a blog deactivated themselves, there will be a timestamp next to their name

if there is no timestamp, it means the blog was deleted by content moderation

[mozzarella-firefox]

Let's all think really hard about Matt dying. If this dipshit is that scared of people thinking mean things about him, maybe the combined psychic energy of the Tumblr userbase will give him a heart attack or something.

Make sure to screenshot this as "evidence" if you decide to delete me for "making threats against a staff member" Matt. I'm sure it will look even more ridiculous than the "evidence" you provided against Rita

[lakemojave]

Are you goddamn serious

[manynamedangel]

sidenote here. if a blog deactivated themselves, there will be a timestamp next to their name

if there is no timestamp, it means the blog was deleted by content moderation

[mozzarella-firefox]

Let's all think really hard about Matt dying. If this dipshit is that scared of people thinking mean things about him, maybe the combined psychic energy of the Tumblr userbase will give him a heart attack or something.

Make sure to screenshot this as "evidence" if you decide to delete me for "making threats against a staff member" Matt. I'm sure it will look even more ridiculous than the "evidence" you provided against Rita

[lakemojave]

Are you goddamn serious

[manynamedangel]

sidenote here. if a blog deactivated themselves, there will be a timestamp next to their name

if there is no timestamp, it means the blog was deleted by content moderation

[amayikes]

Kill them with kindness? Wrong, car hammer explosion 🚗🔨🛠💥🔨💥🛠🛠🚗🚗💥🔨💥💥💥🚗🛠🔨🔨💥🛠🔨🚗🛠🔨💥🚗🚗🛠🔨💥🚗💥🔨🔨🚗🛠🚗💥🔨🚗🔨💥🚗🚗🚗🛠🔨💥💥🔨🚗🚗

[despiashrq]

Interesting developments on the “you don’t have to say unalive here” website

[meow-moment]

remembering the time i made an innocuous comment when tipping was introduced, about how tumblr would never be monetizeable, and photoshatt himself came into my (at the time 17yo) DMs and going "i hope you dont mean that :( that really hurts to hear you say :( you know i really need to find a way to make this site profitable :(" like bro not my fucking job. stop fishing for financial advice

[meow-moment]

Words of a professional CEO folks

[foone]

I added a new pride flag to VGAPride: it's the Tumblr Pride Flag! This variant is local to Tumblr and was invented sometime since December 17th, 2018, and is used to celebrate your pride in the fact you're a trans woman on Tumblr and are about to get permanently banned for life.

Here it's displayed on my Pentium-75mhz running DOS 6.22.

(user was banned for this post)

[foone]

I thought it'd be funny to put a hammer on the table in the background of the image but I figured it'd be both too subtle and it might honestly get me banned.

[sentimentalslut]

your honor my client should be at the club

[sentimentalslut]

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

[sentimentalslut]