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I'm blocking you for the mom post. Nobody likes reblog bait asshat

Oki not sure what this is about but thanks xx

wriots

Keanu Reeves: *exists*

Everyone:

ambassadorquark

youtube comment of the week

starkdottir

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smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

awe someone should make a comic where baby doges big brother or big sister help him install a mod so he can visit arther :((

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plushlamby

this is so wholesome

itsrocketsurgery

That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die

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cvntyeonjun

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

godlessondheimite

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.