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[twitterlols]

logic

[thursday]

[guns-n-beauty-deactivated201601]

How I deal with kids…

[yurachca-deactivated20181216]

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[kumagawa]

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[snoteleks-milk]

IT GOT BETTER

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Happy Easter!

[ask-an-anime-character-deactiva]

Me: *sees its April 1st on the calendar*

Me:

Me:

Me: . . There better not be some Ouran Season 2 bullshit up in here. .

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I got heartburn and acid reflux just from looking at this like how much do you have to hate yourself to do this

[harrypotterconfessions]

ommggg someone gimme a source this is hilarious 

[morningclarity]

[bixy]

the best thing facebook has ever given me

[arthoebeyonce]

shut the fuck up blair.

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

oh god, I know I’m old as fuck when I agree with Tony Blair.

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

[viridiansunlight]

You can’t stop me

[epicmeatbun]

what

[pluspluspangolin]

P A S T E L  M E T A B O L I S M

[queenshulamit-deactivated201602]

Imagine explaining this joke to a person who has never used tumblr.

[medevoir-deactivated20181216]

[cutevines]

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me

[watermelonsarerad-deactivated20]

TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE

[lntternetexplorer]

no omg i think im dead

[thebestoftumbling]

another duck soldier lost in their relentless war

[twentysomething-serendipity-dea]

fit-banana