my life is a comedy of errors

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[merlinemryspendragon]

Thor: Ragnarok | Avengers Annual Vol. 5 #1 

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

self checkout scanner: UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

me: 

[mcufam]

#give us the teen avengers movie that we deserve

[dominicsthiem-deactivated202110]

Naomi Osaka defeats her idol, Serena Williams, to win her first grand slam title and become the FIRST Japanese singles player to win a Slam at the US Open in New York City, New York on September 8, 2018

[zephyrine-gale]

bonus:

[turmoil-ash]

*immigrant song plays while thor beats the absolute shit outta bad guys with his new sick ass hammer in Avengers 4*

steve: where is that song even coming from?

thor: i have no idea. this has been going on for days

[megaeons]

loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead

[skindyedblue]

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

[lost-in-a-wizarding-world]

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

[girlwhohas-everything]

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

[headcanonsandmore]

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

[angry-badger-bitch]

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

[twoofcups]

marvel is cowardly and homophobic, and will continue to be cowardly and homophobic until they use an ABBA song for a fight sequence.

[twoofcups]

like i said…..

[buckyshusband-deactivated201912]

LUKE THIS IS THE BEST THING LITERALLY EVER, watching this literally felt like i was going through a museum full of my most favourite paintings while ABBA was playing in the background. so literally prefect 

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

[audreysmusings-deactivated20251]

[likehandlingroses]

“A clever plan..because if Harry here and his friend Ron hadn’t discovered this book, why–Ginny Weasley might have taken all the blame. No one would ever have been able to prove she hadn’t acted of her own free will…and imagine…what might have happened then…The Weasleys are one of our most prominent pure-blood families. Imagine the effect on Arthur Weasley and his Muggle Protection Act, if his own daughter was discovered attacking and killing Muggle-borns…”

It brings me SO MUCH joy that the plot of Chamber of Secrets basically happens because Lucius is terrified out of his mind of Arthur and Molly Weasley and their SEVeN kids who were all raised to hold the line in case anyone tried to start a genocidal regime again. They are so powerful and so dangerous to any attempted rise to power from the Death Eaters, and Lucius feels the need to try and marginalize and demonize them in order to decrease the threat they pose.

And boy was he right to be concerned, they are…unstoppable. Each and every one of them. You thought it was impressive that it took five Death Eaters to kill their uncles? Try having a couple Weasleys illegally on the airwaves, one destroying Voldemort’s Horcruxes, one protesting at Hogwarts, one running loose in the government, one housing escaped prisoners, and one getting foreign support!! More children than they can afford? Try more children than you can effectively stop!!

And then when they ALL show up to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? What a trip for Lucius Malfoy! Hey bigots! Would you like to pick an opponent based on which Quidditch position they excel at, or do you wanna roll the dice and go with one of the brothers who got 12 OWLs? Those are your only two options because Weasleys are EVERYWHERE and the weak link is NO ONE. The fear that must have been in his heart when one or two of them was around every corner of the school taking down his DE pals…is so amazing to think about. Glorious. Iconic. Every Weasley has red hair, freckles, and a drive to destroy the concept of blood purity at all cost!!

The Weasleys are not always nice or right, but they are GOOD and they believe in standing up for what is good, and when evil is around they SHOW UP to fight it. No questions asked. And evil is so scared of them, so worried about what they can do, that it resorts to desperately weaponizing a little girl to try and stop them.

[burgundydahlia]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!! GO, WEASLEYS!!!

[bardbreakfast]

Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?

[carmen-atcha]

Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand

[bardbreakfast]

THIS EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS. THANK YOU

[perhapsarat]

since it seems unlikely snape could have known about james' (presumably) stag patronus do you think after years of thinking of his doe patronus as a great symbol of his love for lily he would have found out about harry's patronus and that james had been a stag animagus and just like ... realised JP was coming back from the dead to own his whole life yet again?

[folklorestv]

#he did what he had to do #legality is not a guide for morality

bonus:

[cutethors-deactivated20190916]

avengers 4 but it’s just valkyrie kicking thanos’s ass with nothing but an empty bottle and her bare fists while loki watches on from some space debris, sipping a mai tai and texting the whole thing to thor

[roy-kent]

MOOD

[kabaks]

the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER

[moon-covey]

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before + Tropes