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west coast: we’re trying to follow in the democratic foot steps of the past, were figuring it out, going through mistakes, and becoming a real society !

east coast: aaaaAAAAAAAaaa FUCK !!!!!!!! the rad roaches have taken diamond city hostage

gremlindetective-deactivated202

I thought this was about Super Tuesday at first and boy was I confused

mensajeroseis

no it is actually

charmsandpandas

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

thereisnodanni-onlyzuul

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

bidoofcrossing

Official Player Character Renders (Animal Crossing: New Horizons)

ratbeast

Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

ratbeast

Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.

The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.

That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.

Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.

The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.

Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.

The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.

Not exactly a game for the weak willed.

gallusrostromegalus

My reactions to this, in order 1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?

2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.

statsdead-deactivated20200602

mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison

mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”

luigi: “fuck”

peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”

bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”

yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*

toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”

wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”

waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”

daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”

statsdead-deactivated20200602

this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post