The ghost is the friends we've made on the way.

[DO NOT DM ME ABOUT PALESTINE, sorry. I'm doing what I can already.] Hi I'm Dannit, I'm 35, agender, and when I grow up I want to be a ghostbuster. I'm a writer and avid roleplayer and worldbuilder (hit me up). 1 cat, 4 spiders. The Hanged Man. Queer. Disabled. Italo/Euro disco, eurobeat, bubblegum dance, and so on.

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[weremustelidae]

[Image Description: Tumblr tags writing out the following script: George: I went to the augur today and my augury was just 'bird left'. Jerry: Just bird left? George: Yeah the bird left. All the birds left. Jerry: So what does it mean? George: I don't know!! He didn't give me an augury because there weren't any birds!! Kramer: It's a bad omen when the birds leave. Can't just dismiss that. One week all the rats left my insula and I had a bad back for a month. Jerry: Can't be that bad. Kramer: Birds are much worse than rats, is all I'm saying. George I didn't even get an augury. It's just a ripoff. You should get your money back if there aren't any birds. George: Next time I'll just go to the vates. Or see an astrologer. End Image Description.]

[afieldinengland]

googling images of peter capaldi is crazy every third image is like okay please welcome miss pussy pussy cunt cunt glasgow 1993

[afieldinengland]

for example

[afieldinengland]

bitch it’s the serve 📞

[transgenderer]

mathematicians are kind of like if wizards didnt do anything

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

[bunjywunjy]

wow. made it less than three months in

[ooklet]

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

[hyumjim]

OP: other people have unique lived experiences and points of view

Response: well that’s just your own extremely narrow lived experience and point of view

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[emwheezie]

"I never see you at the club" well I never see you pouncing in the fields!

[nylilcosmos]

Messmer The Impaler 𖣂

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[lastvalyrian]

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

[achillesinhighheels]

[origami-butterfly]

We can't live like this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hi! You want me to die for being a Californian male?

Kill anon?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[colesza1]

been wanting to draw more isometric rooms just for the coziness of certain series 🪴🌿

carrd

[stephexmachina]

genuinely insane to me that bikinis are the Default swimwear marketed & sold to women. that's nylon underwear. & if you don't want to wear one people treat you like you're childish & insecure & suggest ways to "get over it"

[stephexmachina]

"i feel uncomfortable with the idea of wearing what amounts to fast-drying underwear in front of other people, many of them complete strangers" "have you tried gradually acclimating to showing more & more skin? have you tried being more confident? are you ashamed of your body? don't you want to show off your beach bod?" girl what the fuck are you talking about!!!

[stephexmachina]

wearing a bikini is all about confidence & self-love 🥰 but remember to wax all that icky yucky body hair first!!! 🤢 nobody wants to see that 🙅‍♀️

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[aflo]

Lend your power to me, lion...

[targetedknowledge]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[ceylonsilvergirl]

THIS HAS MADE AN ACTUAL DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!

Implementing this has improved how I feel about myself, and HOW I SEE OTHER PEOPLE!!

I’m not a burden to put up with. I’m a person who deserves respect, but does have some idiosyncrasies.

Other people aren’t barely tolerating me, they’re being patient and considerate and working hard to be polite.

And I find that when I acknowledge the good I see in other people, they feel respected and appreciated.