The Shittiest Shitposter

Reclusive internet denizen, resident nerd and shark connoisseur. Mostly shitposts, occasionally 40K things, and very occasionally minis I've painted. He/They Bisexual.

[foone]

Me: I'm trans

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[catgirl-kaiju]

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[notaspy11]

Literally beyond parody

[sacred-portal]

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[ghostoflamplight]

How the Alguacil looks at Pascuala

[potatoescanbesadtoo]

the blowjob brotherssss

ft. thorns eating coal

[yamada-ryo]

it's literally peak

[yamada-ryo]

[yamauchi-sakiko]

uh huh

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[oneheadtoanother]

[verniedk]

rollercoaster

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[adorablegorilla]

For anyone who hasn't seen it, Kroos's Crashout from the Arknights A1 Manwha. For your viewing pleasure

[retroscifiart]

Art by John Blanche for Warhammer 40K

[daemon-siblings]

“likely, very probably, almost certainly his fault” - hiromu arakawa 2022

the staff settling on gabby’s color scheme because of edward elric is actually hilarious 😂

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: NICKNAME DMV: URBAN DICTIONARY COMPARES IT TO FUCKED, SCREWED OR SHAFTED. ONLY 7 UP AND 2 DOWN (CUSTOMER NAME IS DAWN) Verdict: ACCEPTED

[foxboybutch]

get fucking myrtled on