Moping Around At The Speed Of Sound

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Gonna have to stop licking doorhandles for a while :/

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Miss her </3

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Alfredo sauce but it’s frogs

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Driving around, one hand on the wheel, the other on my driving instructors thigh

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What if load was a non-Newtonian fluid

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I am every single bug in the world at the same time

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Like that electron thing

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I am every single bug in the world at the same time

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I am bug man

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Sad true story

Girl: date me

Boy: 1994

Girl: oh :(

*girl kills her self because sad*

*fast forward 1000 years*

*boy digs up girl because he was actually archaeologist*

Likeif this made you cry :,(

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I think I have a hummus addiction

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Coldplay don’t deserve the bad rap

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It’s weird being a socially confident introvert

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Gonna have to stop licking doorhandles for a while :/

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*on the phone*

“Uhm, yes, it’s a mental health day you see....Alright, I’ll be in tomorrow...-thank you”

*hangs up and turns to the campfire-lit faces staring up at me longingly*

“We’re back on, fellas”

*we recommence drumming on driftwood logs with stones and clubs, our rhythms and grunts combining in the air - forming a thunderous roar of emotion*

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It’s time to address the bruh moment in the room

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Hot take:

Megalovania is just the chiptune remix of E1M1

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Sexy roleplay idea: I’m a plague doctor and you’re my patient - I apply leeches to you ;)

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now introducing:

unpredictive text

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