Tired Archivist Hours

Queer nerd. He/she/they. Mostly Star Trek tbh. Moved from worldonfirewithasmokingsun

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[papayajuan2019]

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

[desk-drawerr]

pyoom

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[odin-arrow]

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[phaeton-flier]

Actually, Shirley Temple was the name of the Actress. You're thinking of Shirley Temple's Drink

[sproingusblogging]

I can be so many interesting shape

[wosp-reactivated]

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

im sorry his swag is just unparalleled i know i could never pull this off and yet i need every part of this fit

[uhhhhmanda]

I thought this might have been from the Reading Rainbow x Star Trek crossover episode (WHICH SOUNDS FAKE I KNOW but it was real and totally worth watching especially for Michael Dorn dramatically exiting the makeup trailer and saying "Step aside. I take LARGE STEPS," which has been a part of my familect ever since.)

But it's from a test fitting for the visor! That's just how LeVar dressed!

[spotchka]

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[the-final-sif]

Can I propose the XKCD method instead?

XCKD 945, ID in Alt

[thoodleoo]

if youre ever afflicted with writers block just start listing the names and homelands of every minor character in your story until you figure out what to do next. if it worked for homer it'll work for you