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bludraws094

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

bludraws094

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

bludraws094

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

feeshstiks

bludraws094

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

bludraws094

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

bludraws094

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

feeshstiks

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

littlescratches

Thank you for these tags @asimovsideburns

I nearly died laughing while reading them and then again while reading them out loud to the spouse.

Please, someone choose water!

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

I’d like to point out that last year it wasn’t a liquid and I still ate it so if no one else adds water I’d still eat the final product

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

Oh yeah just so everyone knows the lavender is a concentrated syrup, it’s very sweet but yeah it’s in syrup form cause that’s what I have on hand

mysteryteacup

Guys. Please. We're at less than 30% liquid. This is a tea flavoured snack bar. Please.

mysteryteacup

how did it manage to get worse

ooppo

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.