the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods
pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it
I don’t normally do this, but I’m adding a description because this is gold. I highly encourage you to unmute anyway if you can.
Cameraperson: Okay, we’re checking out “moods” in the hotel. You can select from a list. We’re picking Flowers. Here’s the Flower mood.
TV displays pink carnations, accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Cameraperson (laughing): Okay, let’s check out something else. Let’s check out Pyramids.
TV displays an Egyptian mural, also accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Both people begin laughing out loud.
Cameraperson: That sure suites the pyramids. Let’s check out Cities.
TV displays a city nightscape, also accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Cameraperson: Okay, let’s check out Wildlife. It’s gonna be a forest, or a – Aaah, okay!
TV displays a clearly photoshopped image of a duckling half in and half out of an eggshell, wearing it like a barrel in a slapstick comedy cartoon, accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
