It is time to meme

Hi! I’m Dee 25 they/them I’m in it for the horchata

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

[elodieunderglass]

i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!

[elodieunderglass]

I appreciate that people also liked this one

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[chrono-phobic]

Not to be rude, but if you can’t name 5 of Gazas top 5 hits you might be an Israeli settler

[socialistfremenist]

[yepthatsacowalright]

I didn't know he did this!

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this metal scorpion by Pat Harger!

[nobrashfestivity]

Paul Klee, The Angler, 1921

[nobrashfestivity]

Happy Birthday Paul Klee

[jetix]

2019-10-01

[guooey]

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

[raingerr]

doing a little jig

[memewhore]

[casa-de-cadejo-deactivated20220]

lol this slaps

[thesylverlining]

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

[fitchersvogel]

There's an entire category of Catholic folk magic that involves threatening and abusing statues of the saints until they do what you want! A famous example is burying a statue of St Joseph upside down in your yard to sell your house; once it's sold, you dig up the statue and "reward" it. The folklorist Sabina Magliocco talks about how Italian folk magic, in particular, has a strong quid pro quo element: in Sardinia, for example, villagers would throw parades for saints and carry their statues around town to ward off drought, but if the saint failed to come through, they'd dunk it in the well headfirst, and keep doing it until the rains came. So if you buy this statue and Anthony doesn't do his job, you can always waterboard him!

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[woodlouseandbird]

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

[ill-crawl-home-to-her]

no this is genius actually

[moved-to-the-somberlaiin]

[ffcrazy15]

"Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from" but like as a brain hack.

[captainjonnitkessler]

When I was a kid I had a book of like, "fun physics experiments for kids". And one of them was an "experiment" where you hold an object by a string and just by focusing on the direction you wanted it to swing, it would start to move in that direction even without your input. The book of course explained that this was the ideomotor effect, a phenomenon where your thoughts can create minute, unconscious movements in your body.

Then a couple years later I got a fortune-telling kit that included a pendulum. You hold the pendulum over a piece of paper that says "yes" and "no" and ask a question, and whichever way the pendulum moves is the answer.

At which point I was like "hey WAIT a minute", and in hindsight I think that experience explains most things about who I am as a person

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...