[1994,∞)

19//Michigan//Puppies and Ramon<3//

[pleatedjeans]

[vulpricks]

The last one

[suspend]

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

[veryfunnymemes]

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

(via pizzaaftersex)

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[wilwheaton]

Milky Eh. I just died.

Ded.

[shyloflynn]

As a Canadian, I approve.

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[shitfestcomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sh*tfest Comic

[natrashafierce]

Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.

I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,” all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly.

My parrot is better at conflict de-escalation than most people.

[bytonight]

[nathansummers]

Gold

[marniethedog]

More tarte pls

[geekasaur]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[chrishallbeck]

[dirtcustard-deactivated20151126]

Parents magazine August 2015

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Just fucking freeze their toys fucking show those little shits

[techtvhottie]

[twosillycorgis]

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

[hopeinthesunlight]

Can I go here instead of real college?

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[professor-sweetpea]

better

[chronic-cat-lady]

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

[kitsch-bitchh]

the raccoon one tho

[sweetmrvitriol]

Favorite commercial thing.

[sadegg]

everyone: “but youre doing so well in college”

me: i am literally dying i dont know who i am and im a shell of myself. i cant remember one thing i did last week, everything is a blur and i some how simultaneously sleep all the time and never sleep 

[newkidsonmycock11]

[sraepsyentirb1]

i have just about had it with my mom