The United Steaks of America

I'm a big gay robot who likes to play video games. My name is Blitz and I use both they/them and he/him pronouns.

[chubbyminibots-blog]

You guys might (or might not) have noticed that I’m not on here that much anymore. That’s because I keep seeing toxic things going on on this website. I do have another tumblr that I made that I’m being SUPER selective about when it comes to following. You’ll know if you’re one of those people if you get followed by someone with an empty page that has the title Robot Kid.

[koukouvayia]

all hail.

[everydaylouie]

pigeon bakery

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

Will always reblog

[chubbyminibots-blog]

Me, anytime I see a bird: HELLO BIRB I LOVE YOU!! YOU ARE SO CUTE!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!

[toaster-robo]

practicing expressions and some scaling using Top Joy and a tweet by @ha-hahaha-ha-tower-knight

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[doggie999-nsfw]

Omg..

[tieltavern]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG

[bradkey]

The person I reblogged this from deserves a Kickass Customizable Cyborg Body

[chubbyminibots-blog]

that feel when you’re a fucking tank

[cybnet]

blog | form

🌌 welcome to cybnet 🌌

cybnet is a network dedicated to the lost cybertronian collective. because if we can’t find our home again, who says we can’t build it anew? and so we can. and so we will.

benefits ☄ finding new friends ☄ finding old friends ☄ skype group ☄ movie nights / CAH games maybe! ☄ safe space rules ☄ must be some form of cybertroniankin ☄ No Drama ☄ first come first serve, im sorry but this is to avoid conflicts with doubles ☄ i’d like it if you could follow my blog, but it’s not necessary ☄ take heed of everything in the blacklist ☄ like or reblog this post please! etc

there’s no member limit & we’ll track the tag #cybnet. that’s about all for now, thanks!

[yourdndstories]

“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)

[kinfood]

For Cybertronian or other machinekin, Jones Soda Co. is a great place to look. They have bright coloured sodas that make me think of energon (Blue Bubblegun and Fufu Berry flavors are favorites) and carbonated candies in the same flavors.

[dantebeanighieri-deactivated201]

Reblog if you’re part of the Jeremy Dooley defense squad

[otherkinplace]

Machinekin aesthetic

[andrusi]

a challenge for my non-transformers followers

deathsaurus

forth

landshark

erector

kirk

side burn

windmill

dialtone

rartorata

fetch

hotlink

midnight express

tacker

leaf

k-9

grand slam

holi

big daddy

slide

wedge shape

backstop

all but one of these are the actual names of actual transformers

CAN YOU SPOT THE FAKE

[gxrlfxg]

!!! Would soundwave wear makeup on very special occasions? What would the twins think? ps ur gorgeous, sw is gorgeous, everything you make is gorgeous, hope ur cat is ok.

thank you so much!! this is what i think wud happen. imagine a sequel where sw gets home from whatever they’re doing to find the twins have raided their makeup cabinet 

[dcb-z]

if anyone tells u that transformers wont help u in life, tell them they’re wrong bc last year i had a question on a standardized test asking what the latin word “ambulate” meant and i wouldn’t have known it if i didn’t know that ambulon turned into a leg.

[blackthornrook]

reblog if you would smooch this ghost

[cinamonpizza]

Reblog for Heck Yeah

Like for Heck Yeah

Reblog AND Like for Heck Yeah

Do nothing for Heck Yeah