[triangleguy]

testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

[coughloop]

In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

[cannibalchicken]

[coughloop]

i heard the sound of Atlas' bones beginning to splinter but yeah

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[chuckech33ze]

Who’s this funky little guy?

[mtfoss]

You have to treat me niceys or I'll deploy the mechanism

[bunniope]

[bunniope]

[enki2]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

@ropuszysko

[hypertextdog]

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that

[andrewblurmoved-deactivated2024]

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

[chuckech33ze]

just got diagnosed with bpd (big pussy desire)

[chuckech33ze]

just got diagnosed with bpd (big pussy desire)

[cyberfights]

My biggest fear is sucking my own dick on top of a snowy mountain and losing my balance so I roll down it and turn into a huge snowball all the way to the base of the mountain then months later they find my body and it’s just a frozen skeleton self sucking.

[pointnclick]

it’s horrific. awful way to die. either you’re trapped with no chance of being found, air running out, everyone around you suffocating, or the hull is broken and you get turned to jelly by the crushing ocean depths. ik they’re billionaires so it’s very contentious for me. generally i prefer no one dies horrifically. like just as a fellow human being on earth. but i dont think the ultra rich ever extend that mindset to others. climate refugees. and just everything. it feels like something a greek god would do to punish them. it has a certain swagful je ne sais quoi if removed from the human suffering which billionaires have to do philosophically to maintain their positions. very haunting. the hubris of it all. old jalopy metal tube steered by a mad catz controller. to go look at the titanic. which is nothing but a rusted out metal wreck full of fish and silt. btw. the grandiosity of it is completely unrecognizable. one has to wonder what compels ppl to even look at it in the first place. like the prestige of seeing some filthy grown over shell? crazy thing to die for. very textually rich… bad way to die as a human being. great way to die as a narrative about human greed and folly i guess. good job. mission accomplished?

[manneybrainproductions]

and here i was, thinking tumblr became the new twitter

i know there is this common mindset, that all rich people are assholes, but for gods sake, they are still human. so thank you person who reblogged this with the tags. you restored my faith in humanity at least a little bit on this hell site.

[samuelroukin]

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

[gent]

they should make letterboxd but for beverages